Looking To Purchase 10,000 Turkeys | Rights To Ranch On Dantooine

[Ra Vizsla]

[member="Isley Verd"] [member="Zef Halo"]

The Mandalorian Clans seeks to purchase rights to set up a ranching operation for these animals located on Dantooine, owned by the Mandalorian Crusaders/Clan Verd:

Animals We'll Be Raising/Farming/Training: http://starwarsrp.net/topic/34635-dantooine-plains-turkey/

Clan that is wishing to lease the land: Clan Vizsla

Area Requested: 121 sq kilometers/30,000 acres

Proposed Operations of the Ranch: Turkey combat training & selling off the weak ones for food.

Proposed Contract Trade:

Monetary compensation but open to negotiations with the Mandalorian Crusaders.

Proposed Contract Length:

3 IC Years until contract re-negotiation.

 

[Zef Halo]

[member="Ra Vizsla"]

Do we get discount on the turkey meat on Taungsgiving Day ?

 

[Ra Vizsla]

[member="Zef Halo"]

10% Turkey Friday deal on top of your 15% Mando Bro discount.

There will be another 15% Cyber Turkey deal starting the following week.

 

[Jessica Med-Beq]

Couldn't you have asked IGR (ran by my alt Ugohr) about the land itself?

 

[Zef Halo]

[member="Ra Vizsla"]

I'm sold.

Well, let's negotiate.

Lower monetary compensation but with 15% of the trained combat turkeys to belong to the Mandalorian Crusaders. A man needs a good guard for their ranch.

 

[Rusty]

[member="Ra Vizsla"]

Do you by chance require Turkey-based weaponry?

 

[Ra Vizsla]

[member="Charzon Loulan"]

I'm unfamiliar with the company but welcome further offers for expansion if you have a card to play in this.

[member="Zef Halo"]

I find this satisfactory.

[member="Rusty"]

Yes, the Clans now find themselves in the market for turkey-based armory/weaponry.

 

[Elaine Thul]

[member="Ra Vizsla"] would you accept dinosaurs, I can get them from my new homeworld.
They are like turkey, but a bit bigger, and bite a bit more.

 

[Ra Vizsla]

[member="Elaine Thul"]

I would be open to a seperate thread proposal concerning mounted dinosaurs, but the purpose of this one is purely based in turkeys.

 

[Rusty]

Excellent. If you'd like, we can hash out a quick contract and I'll get some designs worked up. Off the top of my head, I'm thinking twin repeating blasters and turkey towed autocannon and automortars.

[member="Ra Vizsla"]

 

[Cathul Thuku]

IGR is a real estate broker; it has no responsibility over what is done with the land the once the lease is signed. Or perhaps it can even find a seller for you to buy said land outright.

 

[Ra Vizsla]

[member="Cathul Thuku"]

I'll keep that in mind for the future, thank you for the information. We have need for finding further farming/ranching possibilities beyond Turkey Ranching - perhaps IGR could help us head this up.

[member="Rusty"]

Different divisions of turkey mounts would be trained, yes, so alternative weapon solutions would be welcome. Siege Turkeys, Guerilla Turkeys, Assault Turkeys, etc.

The Clans are open to negotiating this contract proposal.

 

[Elaine Thul]

[member="Ra Vizsla"]

are these the turkey you're looking for, and waves hand as she say it.

 

[Ra Vizsla]

[member="Elaine Thul"]

No, mainly because the Velociraptor name seems a bit ridiculous - I would change the name to something else.

Yes, that's ridiculous, but not my purchase of 10,000 turkeys.

The hypocrisy is self-aware, but my mind's unchanged - change it up! Be inventive. Get outside the box. The concept is cool but the name's too on the nose.

 

[Elaine Thul]

[member="Ra Vizsla"] a need to go toilet, pmsl.

 

[Progflaw99]

[member="Ra Vizsla"]

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[Zef Halo]

[member="Ra Vizsla"]

Want me to do it ICly over a thread or this is enough ?

 

[Ra Vizsla]

[member="Zef Halo"]

This is enough.