Approved Lore Mass Dispersion Methods for Pazhkic'Dau in General Population, Final Analysis

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OUT OF CHARACTER INFORMATION

• Intent: To show The New Way's current efforts to distribute the Pazhkic'Dau as a 'Force Cure' to the general population as a virus.
• Image Credit: Image from this Reddit post
• Canon: N/A
• Permissions: N/A
• Links: Pazhkic'Dau, Cold

GENERAL INFORMATION

• Media Name: Mass Dispersion Methods for Pazhkic'Dau in General Population, Final Analysis
• Format: Text based Lab Report on Datapad.
• Distribution: Unique
• Length: Medium
• Description: In thefinal analysis (skipping to final analysis to show progress is already being made), various dispersion methods were used to spread Pazhkic'Dau through virus symptoms such as sneezing, coughing and sweat.

SOCIAL INFORMATION

• Author: Dr Kliks Mavlok
• Publisher: Self
• Reception: The leadership of The New Way seemed eager to put the findings of this paper into use in the wider galaxy.

FORMAT INFORMATION
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CONTENT INFORMATION

The trial consisted of four groups housed in barracks. Each group contained fifty patients. An equivalent variety of intimate partners were included within the group. Each would be exposed to the parasite in various ways. The speed and degree to which which the parasite spread would be measured accordingly.

1. Group 1: Pazhkic'Dau administered directly to spouse of another patient in the same group. Patient was informed of ease with which the parasite could spread.
   1. Classification: Control group.
   2. Outcome: The patient with direct administration was the only subject found to have the parasite at the end of the 30 day trial.
2. Group 2: Pazhkic'Dau administered directly to spouse of another patient in the same group. Patient was informed it was a saline solution.
   1. Classification: Control group.
   2. Outcome: Three patients out of fifty were found to have the parasite at the end of the 30 day trial.
3. Group 3: Pazhkic'Dau was administered directly to spouse of another patient in the same group. This patient was released back into the group after several days to insure spread of parasite throughout their system and also infected with an edited form of the common cold. Patient was informed of ease with which the parasite could spread.
   1. Classification: Experiment group.
   2. Outcome: Eighteen patients out of fifty were found to have the parasite at the end of the 30 day trial.
4. Group 4: Pazhkic'Dau was administered directly to spouse of another patient in the same group. This patient was released back into the group after several days to insure spread of parasite throughout their system and also infected with an edited form of the common cold. Patient was informed it was a saline solution.
   1. Classification: Experiment group.
   2. Outcome: Thirty-two patients out of fifty were found to have the parasite at the end of the 30 day trial.

It is our opinion that a fully infected host of the parasite released into a major population center with guaranteed case of the edited common cold will prove to be a highly effective patient zero. Models predict a fifty percent infection rate within two months of release based on a standard population distribution of 25,000 per square mile. The Force nullification properties of the parasite will be spread quickly, and unwittingly by the hosts.

HISTORICAL INFORMATION
The New Way has employed numerous scientists to work on using the Pazhkic'Dau as a true leveling agent for the galaxy, and remove the unholy advantage that some are randomly blessed with. Dr Kliks Mavlok has lead the research into distribution methods for several months now. This is one report of many that are being filed from different departments as research continues into these small creatures.

 

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