Bad Kitty
I L U M
THE IRON LEGION PRAETORIUM
RESIDENTIAL QUARTERS OF THE IRON PRAETOR
The scream echoed off the walls.
A shrill blast of terror. Then silence, as blood splattered across the walls.
Well, holographic blood anyway. But, with the marvel of modern home holo-entertainment, it really did look like a viscous murder had just taken place in the living room. Holo bloodstains on the sofa, the walls. Even on the boy.
The young Pantoran lay on the floor, staring at the holoprojector that was displaying a blue scan-line rendering of a cult horror flick.
Bare feet dangled in the air, the youngling stretched out with a pillow wedged beneath him and a bowl of popcorn beside. The vacant gaze made it look as though the child were entranced by the program, absently plucking popped kernals from out of the bowl.
There was also an amphistaff in the bowl, or part of an amphistaff anyway, but that didn't seem to faze him in the least. The snake-like biot was nearly two meters long, draped over and under and around the child as he lay there. The amphistaff's head would dive down the front of the boy's shirt, only to appear a moment later jutting out of his sleeve. During which time, the boy didn't even seem to register it.
At some point, the youngling had changed into pajamas, even without being told.
Whether he'd had a bath or not was an entirely different question. And not one any Jedi Master was apt to bring up unless fully prepared to deal with the Sith Inquisition. A wise Jedi would know to pick his battles in a battlefield were baths and bedtimes were being flouted.
Granted, a wise Jedi probably wouldn't have a Primeval assassin as a sidekick to begin with, but that went without saying...
It was totally past his bedtime right now.
Not by much, but no one had said anything. And, if no one said anything, then was it really breaking a rule? And, why did he even have a bedtime anyway? What as he? A little kid? Exemplars of the Primeval Bleeding Sun didn't have bedtimes. Knights of Ren didn't have bedtimes.
Had he conquered the Mandalorians on Wayland to be told to go to bed at nine o'clock? Feth no.
Plus, the HoloBroadcasting Office was airing a MurderDeathKill holoflick marathon! And he never got to watch HBO back on Dosuun... Not for lack of trying, but [member="Irajah Ven"]'s skills with the parental controls on the holotube were not to be underestimated.
So, he'd already decided, this was happening. This was totally happening. Théo just needed to accept it.
Or, better yet, not even notice that the boy was still up. That Heavenshield Hutt-fart was probably back in his office, on the comlink with what's her name again anyway.
What on gorram's stank Coruscant did people even talk about with girls? Much less for hours!
...
Nevermind.
He didn't know. But he knew enough about adults to know that he probably didn't want to know.
"...we now continue with the MurderDeathKill marathon on HBO. Coming up, MurderDeathKill II: DeathStar of the Living Dead!"
This was definitely much more interesting than dumb ol' girls.
[member="Théodred Heavenshield"]