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[Rusty]

I've got an open spot in my schedule, and I'd like a new project.

Best idea gets their shiny new gun or sword or whatever. I'm not looking to do the same old thing in the same old way, so really bring out the crazy for this. I want this project to be pants-[bleep]ingly insane.

 

[Doctor Azure]

[member="Rusty"]

Falcon Punch gauntlet.

 

[Gherron Dragovalor]

A quad-barrel carbine rifle with a curved blade surrounding the grip and heavy slug rounds for ammo. Effective as a tank weapon, or a bludgeon, if your enemy gets too close.

[member="Rusty"]

 

[Roadblock]

fish-tank

its a fish thats a tank

 

[Valiens Nantaris]

[member="Rusty"]
Waaaagh da orks?!

 

[Darth Carnifex]

I want you to craft a scrap monstrosity using your own hopes and dreams.

And then paint it red for super speeeeeed.

[member="Rusty"]

 

[Rusty]

[member="Rusty"]

Falcon Punch gauntlet.

Blaster knuckles. Too easy.

A quad-barrel carbine rifle with a curved blade surrounding the grip and heavy slug rounds for ammo. Effective as a tank weapon, or a bludgeon, if your enemy gets too close.

[member="Rusty"]

Doable, yet insane. A contender.

fish-tank

its a fish thats a tank

A Mon Cal brain built into a hovertank? Seems a bit fishy to me.

[member="Rusty"]
Waaaagh da orks?!

What you do in the privacy of your own home is of no concern to me, boss.

I want you to craft a scrap monstrosity using your own hopes and dreams.

And then paint it red for super speeeeeed.

[member="Rusty"]

Your entire order crushed into a diamond the size of a bolder would not look pretty painted red.

[member="Doctor Azure"]
[member="Gherron Vael"]
[member="Roadblock"]
[member="Darth Vornskr"]
[member="Valiens Nantaris"]

 

[Rusty]

A quad-barrel carbine rifle with a curved blade surrounding the grip and heavy slug rounds for ammo. Effective as a tank weapon, or a bludgeon, if your enemy gets too close.

[member="Gherron Vael"]

This looks to be the winner. Anyone else?

 

[Gherron Dragovalor]

If you make this beauty, I'll be looking for it when I get back

[member="Rusty"]

 

[Zoltan Rarsk]

[member="Rusty"]

Uh...

A SHOTGUN COVERED IN ENGRAVINGS, THAT WHEN FIRED, SHOOTS OUT GRENADES FILLED WITH SHRAPNEL, THAT CAN ALSO BE ABLE TO TURN INTO AN ASSAULT RIFLE THAT SHOOTS OUT THE GRENADES.

...That sounds stupid outside of my head, but who cares!

 

[Rusty]

[member="Gherron Vael"]

Sounds like a plan. Also, you should really offer to hold the DI's hat for him. (NOTE: Any advice given should not be followed under any circumstances.)

[member="Rusty"]

Uh...

A SHOTGUN COVEREDBIN ENGRAVINGS, THAT WHEN FIRED, SHOOTS OUT GRENADES FILLED WITH SHRAPNEL, THAT CAN ALSO BE ABLE TO TURN INTO AN ASSAULT RIFLE THAT SHOOTS OUT THE GRENADES.

...That sounds stupid outside of my head, but who cares!

So a .410 Saiga with the option to shoot rimmed .45 shells, and I should make grenades?

I know you were trying to be ridiculous, but that's like slow pitch. I'll make yours after the quadbarrel.

[member="Zoltan Rarsk"]

 

[Zoltan Rarsk]

[member="Rusty"]

...Wait what

 

[Rusty]

Come at me, bro.

[member="Zoltan Rarsk"]

 

[Zoltan Rarsk]

Could you explain what you said in "I'm Not Smart" terms, because I didn't understand whatcha' said. Thanks.

[member="Rusty"]

 

[Kurayami Bloodborn]

[member="Zoltan Rarsk"]

A small gauge shotgun (.410 gauge shell), that can also fire .45 caliber pistol rounds and he is making sure you want him to make grenades.

 

[Rusty]

What [member="Kurayami Bloodborn"] said.

[member="Zoltan Rarsk"]

 

[Zoltan Rarsk]

[member="Rusty"] [member="Kurayami Bloodborn"]

That's what I was going for. Thanks guys!