My Mama Jokes

[Jyakod Ozen]

I never met my mother, so I won't find these offensive.

My mama's so ugly, even Hello Kitty said goodbye.

 

[James Justice]

My mamma's so fat, Jabba the Hutt called for her to come spend the night. He wanted to feel skinny.

(I love these ^_^)

[member="Jyakod Ozen"]

 

[Jyakod Ozen]

You don't have to aim these at your own mama; you can feel free to use mine.

My mama is so fat she can travel at the speed of light because her mass is infinite.

 

[James Justice]

Your mamma's so fat, she needs to be a baker. She's got all them rolls man. >_>

 

[Stardust Solus Skirae]

My mammas so poor
She chases the garage truck with a grocery list

 

[Hortex]

Your mama's so fat, her patronus is a cake.

 

[Corey's OOC]

My mama made Corey.

 

[Jyakod Ozen]

My mama's so fat Dora can't explore her.

 

[James Justice]

yo mama's so dumb she put two quarters in her ears so she could listen to fifty cent.

 

[Tindōmiselde Tokani]

Yo mama's so stupid that she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!

 

[Hortex]

Your mama's so old AND fat that when God said "Let there be light" he had to shove your mama out of the way.

 

[Ryan]

Your mama so fat that Strider Garon wouldn't mate with her!

 

[Alatar Istari]

Yo mama is so old she sat next to Moses in third grade!

 

[Vinskk Revamp]

Yo mama is so fat she has her own ZIP code.

 

[Sibar Laval]

Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone

 

[Menka Guga]

Yo mama's so stupid, she fell out of a tree raking leaves.