Star Wars Roleplay: Chaos

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Need a resistance.

Jsc

Disney's Princess
Immunity: Be Force Dead, Be a Vong, Be a Celestial, have a Ysalamiri & Branch over your shoulder, ...the usual. :(

AKA, not really.
 

Poro

Poro want a Poro Snack!
Kill them viciously and without mercy before they stand a remote chance to attack you. First, you start with the head. Palm strike to the nose will force the nose bone back and into the head, most likely killing them instantly. If they handwave it off, you pull your arms back and swiftly clap their ears, forcing immediate pressure into both ears at once, giving them an intense headache, ear ringing, and a loss of hearing.

Then, you get messy. Stab the soft flesh under their chin and pull the tongue out. They will lose blood quickly, especially if you drag the blade across their throat. Take a step back, pull out your trusty slug thrower, and unload all of the bullets into the victim...I mean, aggressor's stomach. At this point, the opponent should be quite dead. However, that is not enough. You must take off all of the person's armor and wear a small piece of it as a battle trophy, sacrificing the rest of the pieces to Lord [member="Tefka"].

Once you have done all of these, it's time to finish the job by stabbing the dead aggressor repeatedly in the butt. To help you do this, imagine that the enemy before you is Jesse, who knocked your books out of your hand and stole your lunch box in grade school. While you are doing this at a fast rate, you must yell "Gaddafi!" over and over again.

Last, but not least, donate to the local Feed a Poro a Poro Snack foundation...or else...

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