Official OS Bounty - Chiasa Kritivaas

[Reverance]

Name of Bounty: [member="Chiasa Kritivaas"]

Name of Contractor: Reverance, Wrath of the One Sith

Bounty Price: An up-cycled pallet table, glass on top. Comes with granite coasters.

Condition: Alive preferred, dead is fine though. If neither are possible, marring or disfiguring of said character will suit our needs.

Additional Info: This is a very serious bounty. Seriously. I will give you a table if you complete this bounty (marring gets the bounty, but not made by Rev). I will do a 10 post thread where I make an upcycled pallet table for your character, to which you can claim was constructed by the Wrath of the One Sith. And...I will glue a single credit to the bottom of it, signed by yours truly.

Spoiler

 

[Chiasa Kritivaas]

My table was much nicer than this table. *sniffs*

[member="Reverance"]

 

[Xalus]

marring

What if I, good sir, happened to spill some hot coffee on her whilst heading to work?

If those terms aren't negotiable, I've got barter items: some string, forty two credits, and my dad's switchblade.

 

[Chiasa Kritivaas]

[member="Xalus"]

You better not stain my wardrobe. You know how I feel about my wardrobe.

 

[Reverance]

[member="Xalus"]

What temperature are we talking about here? I need really hot coffee to consider this.

 

[Alexandria Fraytal]

*briefly resurrects old Raven character that she forgot to ever do anything with*
It's okay, [member="Chiasa Kritivaas"], I will make you a new, even better table!
Not even kidding. You want a table? Let's set a thread up. I'll make you a fancy ass table and we'll be able to do a thread together.

 

[Xalus]

[member="Reverance"]

Like hot.

Really, really hot.

 

[Reverance]

[member="Xalus"]

We talking permanent damage? Also, it should be assumed from henceforth: Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[Chiasa Kritivaas]

[member="Alexandria Fraytal"]
Awwyeaah, gonna get a member back and a new table. Thanks [member="Reverance"]!

[member="Xalus"]
It's always hot when it's you and me Big Boy
No wonder he wants pics!

 

[Carbon]

I've already done the damage.

 

[Chiasa Kritivaas]

[member="Emberli Garett"]

It was pretty hard to walk afterwards this is true...

 

[Miss Blonde]

[member="Reverance"]

Do you know how priceless that table was?! Several pigmy tribal workers died getting the wood for that table!

 

[Reverance]

[member="Patricia Susan Garter"]

Overpaid for the funeral did ya? And they probably buried them all in the same medium sized hole.

 

[Alexandria Fraytal]

I will make a better table than you.
*builds all the tables*
One day, I will build the ultimate table... out of your bones! And I will gift it to [member="Chiasa Kritivaas"]. She will love it.
[member="Reverance"]

 

[Reverance]

[member="Alexandria Fraytal"]

Pssh, mine will be made out of endangered cedar wood... And it will roll. AND GRANITE COASTERS!

 

[Alexandria Fraytal]

[member="Reverance"]
I think I'll embed that Vong-saber of yours in the middle. It will make for a nice centerpiece. The carved pieces of your skull will make excellent cup holders, as well. Perhaps I can use fragments of your allies to complete it. In the meantime... how long are your femurs?

 

[Chiasa Kritivaas]

[member="Reverance"]
I think I'll embed that Vong-saber of yours in the middle. It will make for a nice centerpiece. The carved pieces of your skull will make excellent cup holders, as well. Perhaps I can use fragments of your allies to complete it. In the meantime... how long are your femurs?

This sounds like an acceptable replacement to the table he broke <3

 

[Reverance]

[member="Alexandria Fraytal"]

Long enough to kick you from one planet to the next.

 

[Alexandria Fraytal]

[member="Reverance"]
That long?... Hmm.
[member="Chiasa Kritivaas"], we might have enough tables to replace every one in the Dragon Palace Casino. We simply need to kill the Lord of Pain without damaging his bones to bad. What do you say? Think we can manage?
...
Oh? He wasn't being serious? Damn... we'll just have to clone him once we're done and use the bones of the clones. That should do nicely.