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G E N E R A LNAME: Orin Hawke
ALLEGIANCE: Um. I don't know about all that, man.
RANK: I guess I put my doctorate title here... or...?
SPECIES: Kiffar
AGE: Mid-20s
SEX: I mean, if you are offerin- Oh. Right. Male, duh.
HEIGHT: No, that is average size on Kiffax, okay? 6'0, nothing to laugh about, feth.
EYES: Y'know, you can just... fine. Brown.
HAIR: Same here, genius.
FORCE SENSITIVE: Oh, no, get that needle away from me!
THEME: [X] [X] [X]
S T R E N G T H / W E A K N E S S
Well, yeah, I know some science stuff.
Don't want to brag, but I was the running track champion four times in a row. Smirk.
Oh, yeah, sure. If I touch stuff I can learn about it. Honestly though it's annoying. Try eating something and then you get a flash of the bantha's last few moments. Yeah, I thought so. Obviously I am vegetarian now.
Weaknesses? Come on. Really? Dude, I don't know, I am pretty great.
I guess... there was that time I tripped while running. Broke my ankle. Healed up, sure, but it is still weaker than it ought to be. Wait, where are you writing that down?
Fine, fine, if we are at it anyway- I really need my glasses. Am gorram blind without 'em. Yeah, sure, I could get surgery or cybernetics, you gonna pay for it? Yeah, I thought so.
Jeez, it feels like you are trying to figure out the best way to kill me.
B I O G R A P H Y
Application #231 is not shy about his upbringing.
Happy childhood. Lots of fond memories. Could name about four in just two minutes... which was a bit odd, but well within parameters. Apparently part of an exchange student program that let him attend the university on his resume. Impressive stuff. Excels in physics (strangely enough his degree is in Biology, when asked why he gets flustered. Not something to touch. His grades are fine) and can speak half a dozen languages. Not fluent, but when you can emulate Thykarann... who cares, right?
Anyway, the psychological reports are clean too. No obvious red markers. Does seem to have an attachment to Application #232, but did not make a secret out of it. Recommendation is to add both of them to the roster, if #231 is attached to the mission.
What else?
Oh, he insisted on adding a personal note to the file. We don't... usually do that, but you should take a look at it.
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Hi,
I noticed you guys are using the Z-38 Bio-Comm for the trip (don't ask me how I know, just go with it) and... really? We are taking like two cruiser-class ships out into the void between galaxies and that's what you guys use? Look, use the BB9a, InTech made it a decade ago, it is still by far the best bang for your buck. Sure, it won't process electrophoresis analysis of xeno-forms in two picoseconds, but you will at least have the clarity to read it. What is more important to you guys- having two hundred thousand unreadable spectra-analysis images in under a minute or... something you can actually write about?
That's what I thought.
You're welcome!
~ Ori
SHIP: Hah, in this economy? Please.
KILLS: ....oh, so because I come from a tribal world, I gotta be a killer. That it? Snort, just fething with ya. But no, no kills, what kind of form is this anyway?
BOUNTIES COLLECTED: I am seriously starting to question what we are doing here. What do I look like, a Boba Fett cosplayer? Seriously, you ever go to Coruscant? Place is full of 'em, it's nuts.
