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intergalactic bird of mystery
- Intent: To import the greatest drink in the universe from parts unknown.
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- Primary Source: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
- Name: Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
- Manufacturer: Tavern-Keepers
- Affiliation: N/A
- Market Status: Open-Market
- Modularity: Can be lit on fire for ambiance.
- Production: Mass-Produced
- Material: Ol Janx Spirit, Santragian Seawater, Arcturan Mega-Gin (three cubes), Fallian Marsh Gas, Qalactin Hypermint Extract, Algolian Suntiger Tooth, Zamphuor, Olive
- Classification: Alcoholic Beverage
- Method of Consumption: Orally
- Average Life: 12 hours
- Nutritional Value/Allergies/Side Effects/ Purpose: To get very drunk with. Do not operate heavy machinery or attempt to speak Bocce. If visual or auditory hallucinations last longer than 48 hours call a doctor.
- Extremely Classy
- Force Resistant Properties
- Very Alcoholic
- Stylish Flair
- Corrosive Agent
- Expensive
- Painful
- Small Risk of Death
"The best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, the effect of which is like having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick."
In a galaxy filled with exotic alcohol, one beverage comfortably reigns supreme. Of course there's nothing like a strong Corellian whiskey or the smooth taste of Sullustan gin but only one drink maintains that perfect balance between extravagant cost and disgusting flavor. Needless to say it is extremely popular. Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters are noteworthy for being one of the few cocktails in existence which can overwhelm a Jedi's accelerated metabolism.
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