Character Porguss the Padawan Slaughterer

[Porguss]

NAME: Porguss, or "Porguss the Padawan Slaughterer" as he is known by his closest friends.
FACTION: Loyal to Porg Species
RANK: Protector of Porgs
SPECIES: Porg
AGE: There are rumors that he is ancient.
SEX: Unknown
HEIGHT: Small
WEIGHT: Light
EYES: Big and full of vengeance
HAIR: Fluffy
SKIN: Unknown
FORCE SENSITIVE: Intensely



STRENGTHS

• Actually Sentient
• A Deep Thinker
• Protective of his kind
• Underestimated
• Unverified Sith Training
• Cute Despite Flaws
• His Dark Side Squeak of Death
• Secretly Looking for True Love

WEAKNESSES

• Overdramatic
• Talks too much
• Enjoys Revenge
• Pure Evil
• Holds Grudges
• Squeaky Voice with Distracting Lisp
• Slaughters Padawans

 

[Dagon Kaze]

ok i die i guess

 

[Darth Faef]

"You shall meet the same fate as your brethren, FLOOFY!"

 

[Porguss]

To Dagon Kaze :
"I'm afraid your fate ith thealed, my friend. Come... leth talk more at thith precariouth ledge..."

To Darth Faef :
"How dare you thpeak thith foul term of endearment! I thall dethtroy you, thith!"

 

[Darth Faef]

"Not if I destroy you first!"

 

[Molly Armstrong]

"UNLIMITED PORG!"

 

[Kitter Bitters]

Omg I love you already!

 

[Darth Voyance]

Muh-Muh-MASTER????? Why have you come to us?

 

[Ashin Cardé Varanin]

 

[Porguss]

Kuric Taumin
"Join me, my thild."

Kitter Bitters
"Are you thuggethting... a date of thorth? Interethtin propothition... I love you to."

Darth Voyance
"The time hath come, oh faithful one, for uth to rith in glory from the atheth!"

Ashin Cardé Varanin
"Gooooood. Goooooooooood."

 

[Enlil]

Finally. A Sith I don't hate.

 

[Porguss]

Enlil
"You will learn to hate me in thime..."

 

[Tegan Starfall]

Speaking of Thyme that's one of the special herbs in the Korriban Fried Porg recipe. So Tasty....oh hey fella you wanna try some my treat and they just opened a new restaurant on Naboo?

 

[Porguss]

Tegan Starfall
"Oh yeth, that its very delithiouth indeed.... Wait... did you thay... fried PORG?!?!?"

(Throws up)

"Do you conthider it a light thing to have me thuccumb to cannibalithm?! You thall thuffer a horrible fate, dethecrater!!!"