Question: If a character falls over in a forest...

[Jonathon Patches]

And no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

 

[Delila Castillon]

[member="Jonathon Patches"]


It depends. I'm sure [member="Kinsey Starchaser"] heard you.

 

[Jonathon Patches]

Oh? Does Miss Starchaser have a nice set of...

 

[Kuzo]

[member="Jonathon Patches"]

Never. They simply pass and fade. But they are missed.

 

[Jonathon Patches]

WHOA WHOA WHOA... [member="Irajah Ven"] ... You thought you were just going to be all philosphical on me, and disappear?

...


BETH!

 

[Kuzo]

[member="Jonathon Patches"]

Hey Patches. Good to see you

Back for stories? Or just to tease?

 

[Jonathon Patches]

[member="Irajah Ven"]

Probably the later, unfortunately for now... I wouldn't be Patches if I wasn't leading someone on.

Spoke with a mutual friend the other day, whom was pestering me to make an appearance... found myself getting twitchy; the kind of twitchy, only seeing all these familiar faces could cure.

 

[Kinsey Starchaser]

[member="Jonathon Patches"]

Every good woman needs a pair of those. Though, I prefer...ah, never mind.

Miss your face and writing around here. Hope you're able to use the Patches wit elsewhere to lure in some good dishwashers.

 

[Jonathon Patches]

[member="Kinsey Starchaser"]

Why would I go looking for a new dishwasher? Sure, the old one was noisy, and didn't really have a "gentle cycle"... Leaked a bit, and ran hot every now and then... But it left a shine second to none!

Ah, I do miss antagonizing others.

Good to see you as well Miss Solo. Hopefully I can one day set off one of your characters again!

 

[Valiens Nantaris]

[member="Jonathon Patches"]
Can we push you over and find out?

May need a sample size of...oh...35 falls.

 

[Jonathon Patches]

[member="Valiens Nantaris"]

While I am all for experimentation... If you push me over, you will be there to hear it.

 

[Valiens Nantaris]

[member="Jonathon Patches"]
We need a device to do it automatically when no one else is around.

 

[TiCira D'Arr Hawk]

[member="Jonathon Patches"]

You...

Are in such trouble Mr. Patches!

 

[Garith Darkhold]

[member="Jonathon Patches"], its been a while.

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

Of course he’s heard.

After all, someone had to fire the shot that took out his kneecap. [member="Jonathon Patches"]

 

[Kinsey Starchaser]

[member="Jonathon Patches"]

LOL

We can only hope!

 

[Jsc]

Ello Mister Patches. Good to see you hoping about.

 

[Kuzo]

[member="Jonathon Patches"]

You're killing me here Patches.

 

[Jonathon Patches]

[member="Valiens Nantaris"]

And whom could we entrust to create such a device?

...

That wouldn't come equipped with remote detonation.



[member="TiCira D'Arr Hawk"]

Big surprise. Tell me something I don't know.

[member="Garith Darkhold"]

Indeed it has, Mr. Darkhold... been sometime since I have wronged a force user... I tend to avoid them... when I can.



[member="Sarge Potteiger"]

So very true good sir... I imagine my expression would be something much like that moment when you realize Sarge is on the other side of the door, blaster drawn.

[member="Irajah Ven"]

Oh, I would hate to do that Miss Ven... wouldn't want to kill you...

Just, maybe, strumming some pain with my fingers.

While you sing your life with my words.

Killing you softly with my song... hey, you know what? Apparently I do have some deep seeded issues with killing you... softly... with... this... song.

 

[Jonathon Patches]

[member="Kinsey Starchaser"]

Hope? Why would one hope? I only deal in results.

Let's be honest... doesn't take long, or much for that matter... five minutes or less, and Patches will have wronged someone!