Open Market RCAA Superweapon Design Auction

[Rusty]

Well folks, they've taken the training wheels off, and it's time to go full send up in the Factory. We all know that only a handful of superweapons are actually going to get used, but since they're free game for the moment, I want to get in on this. And by get in on this, I mean I want an excuse to make the wildest, most absolutely batshit insane superweapon the site has ever seen, or ever will see.

So.

If you want your faction to be the one that ends up with it, all you have to do is participate in the following auction.

Rules:

• Bids will consist of the following: one seemingly mundane object or concept, married to a suitably destructive/impressive object or concept. For instance, nuclear trebuchet, lightspeed burger flipper, radioactive hedgehog, or random number accelerator.
• Bids must come from a major faction representative. Not necessarily the owner or staff, but someone who has the authority to make the assurance that said device will be used.
  • Minor factions may be considered, provided they have concrete plans to go major before the submission is sent to the Factory.
• Bidding will be open until approximately lunchtime on March 8th, 2021.
• The winning idea will be the one that incites the most deliciously evil laugh. I am, after all, a mad scientist, and I have standards. A devious chuckle or mischievous giggle simply won't do. If two or more ideas meet the criteria, I'll consider doing others as well, depending on scheduling and the amount of work involved.

If you've participated in my auctions before, you know what's at stake. It costs you nothing to enter, but could earn you the sort of insanity that gives anyone in a position of authority nightmares.

 

[Jerec Asyr]

Hi, I'm with the Darkwire creative team, and-

• Infectious paint
• Acidic white noise
• Paperclip-maximizing household appliance
• Subatomic eraser

Rusty

 

[Rusty]

Jerec Asyr Off to a good start. Acidic white noise and subatomic eraser in particular are just barely on this side of doable. I like it.

 

[Cassus Akovin]

Hello, I'm with the Darkwire administration

Here are my idea submissions:

• Atmospheric Glitterification Bomb
• Psychic Advertising Broadcaster
• Product Loyalty Biological Re-organization Virus
• Nanogenic Hallucinatory Domesticator
• Non-Sentient Uplifting Voting Population Explosion

More to come, let me know of you need some elaboration on any of those lol

 

[Jerec Asyr]

Non-Sentient Uplifting Voting Population Explosion

I'm speechless

 

[Rusty]

Confirmed: Darkwire secretly a capitalist doomsday faction.

But seriously, that's good stuff. The scary part is, I can work with all of them.

Cassus Akovin

 

[Jerec Asyr]

Confirmed: Darkwire secretly a capitalist doomsday faction.

Very much part of our working environment. #AllCorposAreBucketheads

 

[Valiens Nantaris]

Rusty
Divide by 0 calculator

 

[Rusty]

Valiens Nantaris What's funny is, this is one of the ideas I had in mind. If you've a faction to attach it to (sorry, I barely manage to keep track of my own), it's in the running.

 

[Valiens Nantaris]

I'm not part of any factions, but anyone who wants the (silly) idea can have it, lol.

 

[Cassus Akovin]

I'm not part of any factions, but anyone who wants the (silly) idea can have it, lol.

Gib all the ideas to Darkwire >.>

(Mostly joking, we can share, just don't look in your pockets till after we're out of sight )

 

[Valiens Nantaris]

Cassus Akovin
it's yours.

 

[Saija Kwann]

I'm not in the leadership of Darkwire, but my idea for a shadowrunner-style superweapon would be like a planetary trojan horse that affects every computer on the planet and anything connected to a computer network or satellite. It's an intelligent program, so it would come up with creative ways to kill and cause as much destruction as possible. Droids would become killing machines. Auto-turreted weapons would target friendlies. Computer controlled safteys on critical infrastructure would fail. Traffic controls would cause collisions of all manner of transit craft. Life support systems would actively seek to suffocate people. You get the picture.

edit: I guess I missed the part where it said you were making batshit insane weapons.