Rejoice!

[Ayden Cater]

For very bad things are about to happen.
Some of you guys will recognize me, others won't. And I just want you to know, that even though I'm technically new here, I'm already better than all of you. STAY OUT OF MY WAY!
In the meantime, go kidney punch some orphans while I set up shop.

 

[Tefka]

Welcome.

 

[Disciple]

Oh goodie, you're here. One moment, I'll be back shortly.

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

Let's get ready to kick some ass, Ayden.

 

[Ayden Cater]

Oh good, you're out of the carbonite. Hope nothing got left behind this time.

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

What's that supposed to mean...?

 

[Ayden Cater]

Um... Nothing. Nothing at all.

Don't look in a mirror.

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

.... *sighs and goes over to the mirror, entirely unsure what to expect*

GOD DAMNIT, AYDEN.

 

[Halik Falkosi]

Heh

 

[Anara Valnor]

Ayden!!!

 

[Halik Falkosi]

It is he!

 

[Michelle]

Well, welcome. You obviously know the shtick, so I will only bother to tell you to go hug a panda... not really sure if that's a euphemism for something though.

 

[Darth Carnifex]

Welcome.

 

[Louise]

HAY FRIEND.

 

[Ayden Cater]

I won't hug a panda. I might do other dark and terrible things.

Like make it watch 76 hours of Nicki Minaj. Or have dinner made from Karin.

 

[Anara Valnor]

You could hug me?

 

[Louise]

I've always dreamed of being eaten by a panda.

 

[Halik Falkosi]

Haha... Nicki Minaj is so hawt

 

[Ayden Cater]

Anara gets a hug.
Karin gets her kneecaps broken.
Halik... gets a Nickleback CD

 

[Halik Falkosi]

YAY