D E A T H
"HA! it's like this place was made for you! Archae, Arc, ahahaha!"
The Sulituan's shorter tentacles which hung around what constituted as its mouth wobbled back and forth as it struggled to contain its frankly gargled laughter. One fleshy tendril rose up from where it lay at the creature's side, coming down to slap him on the back. The wheezes which it hacked up made it seem breathless. One large bulbous eye fixed him with a teary stare, the other long since removed from its all too bulbous head; it looked rather offended when he didn't laugh back.
"What? Don't you get it?" The creature huffed, a slimy substance leaking from the corners of its mouth-hole. Its words were oddly sticky, the sound of suckers being peeled from a smooth surface the only thing he could equate it to. Arcturus exhaled through his nose, swirling the contents of his glass in one hand, before looking the creature dead in its remaining eye. "Oh, no, please explain it to me again, Xhoudruss. Third time's sure to be the charm."
With a series of pops, the gangly limb which constituted as an arm removed itself from his back. They were strange creatures, the Sulituans, grey-brown skin and amphibious nature made them right at home in the depths of their oceanic home, Archae Teuthis, there they were the apex. But up here, in their cities made of coral, they were left appearing much more gangly and awkward. Tentacles made for much too long a limb, and the shell left them noticeably top heavy. Somehow it did not seem to affect their balance; that, at least, Arcturus could admire.
"You're a real colo claw when you drink, you know that?" it lamented, with a shake of its head. It sank back into the seat at his side, one tentacle circling the top of its glass thoughtfully. Then it slid the glass toward him, and pushed back up to a stand. "You know what? I don't even, I can't even... Ugh." With an exasperated show of tentacles rising up into the air, the creature strode right out of the bar and into the night; its long legs made quick work of departing.
He knocked back his own drink, then reached for the other. Didn't even bother to wipe away the string of slime which remained around the rim before he lifted it and downed that too. A gesture of his free hand signaled to the barkeep for a refill.
Xhoudruss would come crawling back. They always did.