Serenity Loveheart Bounty

[Miss Blonde]

Wanted Dead ​

Name: [member="Serenity Loveheart"]
Offense: Serenity is a Sith Infiltrator working against Syndicate who has now been outed and removed from the organization.
Condition: Dead.
Prize: Enigma Class Gas Mask, Drifter Class Shotgun, 2,000,000 Credits.
Details: Serenity had been banished from Nar Shaddaa, surrounding Hutt Space, and Wild Space, if you see this woman on any of these planets she is to be shot/stabbed/hung/drawn & quartered/whatever your preferred method of killing is. This bounty IS ONLY TO BE CONDUCTED IN THESE SECTORS.. If you spot her outside of Wild Space or Hutt Space then she's free to go.

 

[Nate Phantoms]

[member="Miss Blonde"]

Damn.... weren't you too literally working together?

 

[Teynara Jeralyr]

[member="Miss Blonde"]

Oh dear, oh dear. Not to worry. If she shows up in Hutt Space again, I doubt she'll be alone.

 

[Miss Blonde]

[member="Nate the Bounty Hunter"] We don't hire Sith. We contract with them for odd jobs, do business with them, work alongside with other Sith based organizations, but we don't hire or have them as members. It's nothing against her personally, just company policy due to previous acts of betrayal at the hands of Sith.

 

[Miss Blonde]

[member="Tirdarius"]
If you want to make veiled threats then come get a piece. Otherwise sit down and keep your mouth shut. The future is now old man.

 

[Teynara Jeralyr]

[member="Miss Blonde"]

'The future is now'. Stick to selling fortune cookies, woman. You'll have more success with that than dealing with Sith. Particularly seeing as you let a little infiltrator pull the wool over your eyes...

 

[Miss Blonde]

[member="Tirdarius"]
So are you just gonna bark all day or are you going to bite? Because you know where I live. So how about you stick to your job of watching day time television and waiting for your kids to never visit you. You'll be less of a burden on everyone that way.

 

[Teynara Jeralyr]

[member="Miss Blonde"]

It's far more entertaining watching you getting deceived by a stripling. As you say, I'm old. I prefer to save my bite for something worth sinking my teeth into

Do feel free to visit Ascendancy space sometime, however! I'm sure we'd have much to discuss!

 

[Miss Blonde]

[member="Tirdarius"] I'm sorry I'd love to go visit you at hazy memories nursing home, but I have actual things to do other than listen about how Bantha steaks only cost ten cents back in your day, and how aliens had more respect for the man. Truly that sounds like a blast, but I can't. Feel free to come on by anytime and I'm sure we can accommodate you and even send someone up to change out your colostomy bag every now and then.

 

[Teynara Jeralyr]

[member="Miss Blonde"]

Ah, we both know you don't want to set foot outside your safe space anyway. It's dark and scary out here, and if you think of the bounty your own actions have accrued...I'm sure there would be many prepared to claim it out here. Stay safe, hmm?

 

[Miss Blonde]

[member="Tirdarius"] I think we're just flirting at this point, so I'll just say this. If you can get permission to or learn how to use a computer, I'd love to have your business at our next auction. You know, the ones filled with items I get from traveling the Galaxy outside of my "safe space"

Also update your info because I have no bounties on me at the moment, and everyone who has ever tried in the past to collect them ends up working for me. It's funny how having money and being relevant works. Any-who, hope to see you this weekend.

 

[Matreya]

*comes to see the bounty*

*decides to read posts*

I... I cant even...

You both are just...

Yes.

*insert Joker slow clap meme*

[member="Tirdarius"] [member="Miss Blonde"]

 

[Natalie LaForte]

[member="Miss Blonde"]

[flash=425 350]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yx3iqwdqIpM[/flash]

 

[Middenface McNulty]

[member="Serenity Loveheart"] so can i Squish you?

 

[Natalie LaForte]

[member="Middenface McNulty"] You can try

 

[Nate Phantoms]

[member="Serenity Loveheart"]
You best watch your back kiddo.
[member="Miss Blonde"], You should get the rewards ready.

 

[Teynara Jeralyr]

[member="Nate the Bounty Hunter"]

Are you really sure you want to track a citizen of the Ascendancy? We take a dim view of such things...

[member="Miss Blonde"]

I'm afraid I never bother with auctions. They tend to sell fluff items, or the sorts of things you'd rely on if you needed something extra to help you overcome one of us. Should you sell something useful to the Ascendancy, however, I would consider a bid! If, as you say, I ever learn to use a computer. Something to do with making a hamster run faster inside this big tower thing, so that the weird screen thingy turns on, right?

 

[Nate Phantoms]

[member="Tirdarius"] Only one way to find out. I'm sure I could handle my own for a bit.

 

[Teynara Jeralyr]

[member="Nate the Bounty Hunter"]

Unless I send in Kaine to deal with you. Then you'll wish to convert rather than suffer the slow and painful (and probably creative) death we can design for you Although if you're chasing Serenity, perhaps we should make her the instrument of your demise. Suffice it to say, we're game if you are

 

[Nate Phantoms]

[member="Tirdarius"]
Again, Only one way to see. And I'll be sure to bring the popcorn.
[member="Serenity Loveheart"]. Who should start the thread? *rubs hands together*
[member="Miss Blonde"], I got her.