Sith Activity Near Korriban

[Micah tol Powl]

Just a head's up about a public thread and Sith activity near Korriban, in case anyone wants to jump on that grenade.

http://starwarsrp.net/topic/80402-jetlag-doesnt-compare-ancient-massassi-tribe-large-amount-of-dark-sidesith-force-detected/

 

[Dune Rhur]

[member="Zak Dymo"]

I'm talking to our Sith homie now via PM. Probably a false alarm but...we will see.

 

[Micah tol Powl]

[member="Dune Rhur"]

Bith please, we know you got dis!

 

[Dune Rhur]

[member="Zak Dymo"]

Padawan, I warned you about your language. Now you have 1,000 words on Bith culture on Monday at 09:00 sharp. Proper paragraphs, Mr. Dymo.

 

[Micah tol Powl]

[member="Dune Rhur"]

Pffft.

Your 'Jedi Knights' can't even get me to go to bed on time, and you think you can convince me to write an essay? And I like sleeping more than I like writing.

Plus, have you seen my vocabulary scores? I probably can't even spell 'paragraph!'

 

[Dune Rhur]

[member="Zak Dymo"]

*Force pulls Zak into a chair with a pencil in his hand and an encyclopaedia*

1000 words can become 2000, Padawan. Do not push me too far. The sooner you start, the sooner it can be done.

 

[Micah tol Powl]

[member="Dune Rhur"]

*looks around, finding himself in a chair with a pencil in hand, then looks up at Dune with his best impression of S-3DO's archaic form of speech*

Prithee, sir, I find thy use of Force to be without regard for my person. Verily, and on mine honor, I am therefore compelled to challenge you to a duel. Have at thee!

*jumps up in chair, brandishing the pencil as though it were a vibroblade or lightfoil*

 

[Eli-Mae Forrest]

He's so strong and handsome *Sighs lustfully*

[member="Zak Dymo"]

 

[Dune Rhur]

[member="Zak Dymo"]

Padawan, if we were swimming I'd be concerned. Unfortunately for you, the ocean is hundreds of kilometres away. Start writing now, if you ever want to leave before your 18th birthday.

 

[Micah tol Powl]

He's so strong and handsome *Sighs lustfully*

[member="Zak Dymo"]

*flees*

 

[Eli-Mae Forrest]

Will I ever get my love?

[member="Dune Rhur"]

 

[Dune Rhur]

[member="Sia Ike"]

*pats her head*

Thank you, Sia. If only Mr. Dymo could be as attentive a student as you. You both have great potential and can be strong Jedi Knights one day.

 

[Eli-Mae Forrest]

Thank you. I just want to be with him. *Frowns* do you want 1000 words from me?

[member="Dune Rhur"]

 

[Dune Rhur]

[member="Sia Ike"]

Welllll, if you want to. You can sit beside him, if you like.

 

[Eli-Mae Forrest]

I mean not by force I just want him to like me

[member="Dune Rhur"]

 

[Micah tol Powl]

*fleeing intensifies*

 

[Dune Rhur]

[member="Zak Dymo"][member="Sia Ike"]

*Sits Zak beside Sia with the Force*

Begin or I will allow her to KISS you!

 

[Eli-Mae Forrest]

Please don't write please don't write

[member="Dune Rhur"]
[member="Zak Dymo"]

 

[Julius Sedaire]

*looks at grenade... notices pin is still in, and a hole is drilled in the bottom so it likely won't do much if it does go off... cause... no powder.... quietly picks grenade up, chucks it at [member="Zak Dymo"] and then returns to his ale as it bounces off the targets head*

 

[Thelma]

[member="Zak Dymo"] some one should tell them the massassi are all dead