Star Wars Roleplay: Chaos

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LFG Sithflix and Kill?

Looking for Group (That Won't Betray Me… Hopefully)
Are you a Sith (or Sith-adjacent) looking for a loyal team? Tired of apprentices who mysteriously vanish after "learning all they can"? Frustrated with mercenaries who demand payment upfront instead of working for the honor of conquest?

Well, Look No Further!

This pit-born, junkyard slave IS old enough to shave! That's right, ladies and gentlemen, you heard it here first!
Sevrin went from scrapping for scraps to scrapping fools with a lightsaber, and now he's recruiting for the most elite (or at least semi-competent) crew in the galaxy.

Why You Want In (Even if You Don't Know It Yet)
✔ Murder, Mayhem & Minimal Micromanagement – the holy trinity of employment.
✔ Sick of working for spineless Sith Lords? Same. They talk a big game but cry when you accidentally set their throne room on fire.
✔ Sick of Jedi preaching at you about "redemption" when all you did was take their lunch credits?
✔ Enjoy a job with no health insurance and a high mortality rate? Then you might just be his kind of scum.

About Sevrin, The One & Only
  • Clawed his way from the lowest pits to the highest body count.
  • Doesn't do second chances—unless you bribe him.
  • Sarcasm & Sith Lightning are his love languages.
  • Officially too dangerous for prison, but too charming for exile.
  • Has a funny Holochron left by some old dead guy

Who He's Looking For:

  • A medic (not for him, but for the crew members who don't listen).
  • A slicer who doesn't trigger every alarm in a five-system radius.
  • A pilot who can land a ship without committing six separate crimes before takeoff.
  • Someone who can carry stolen loot without whining about "the weight."
  • A killer crew (literally).

Who He's Not Looking For:
❌ Jedi looking to "redeem" him (Good luck with that).
❌ People who hesitate before pulling the trigger.
❌ Anyone who calls him "buddy," "pal," or "champ."
❌ Wannabe Sith who cry when they actually get stabbed.

Sevrin is out, free, and ready to make connections. Preferably the killer good kind.

Sign up now, or don't. But if you don't? He'll assume you're weak.

// No seriously I'd like to create Chaos.
 
The Kleptomaniac Slicer who never knows when to stop robbing others is available! Just make sure you give him his cut!


About The Rat Man, The Annoyance and the Bold!
A Kleptomaniac that breaks almost any lock! Hide Your Valuables!
A Slicer that Breaks into Every Room And Resets Your Alarm Clock!
A Mechanic that Says "That Will Work!" Results May Vary.
A Black Market Dealer that knows how to make credits! Just ask the Hutts about the Bantha Poodoo!
A Rat with a Lightsaber and the Force to Make People Run! Glass Jaw Included!


Scale of Looking For Category 1-10:

Medic: 1 (Moron)
Slicer: 10 (Programming Savant/Minor Mechu-Deru)
Pilot: 4 (Mechanic Pilot)
Weight Carrier: 3 (He is a Meter Tall!)
Killer: 6 (Black Market Weapons Dealer)

Not Looking For Category 1-10:
Jedi: 1 (To Greedy)
Hesitate: 2 (Do Not Break Precious!)
Pet Names: 1 (Not Into You)
Pain Problems: 4 (Still A Meter Tall!)

Sevrin Sevrin
 
The Kleptomaniac Slicer who never knows when to stop robbing others is available! Just make sure you give him his cut!


About The Rat Man, The Annoyance and the Bold!
A Kleptomaniac that breaks almost any lock! Hide Your Valuables!
A Slicer that Breaks into Every Room And Resets Your Alarm Clock!
A Mechanic that Says "That Will Work!" Results May Vary.
A Black Market Dealer that knows how to make credits! Just ask the Hutts about the Bantha Poodoo!
A Rat with a Lightsaber and the Force to Make People Run! Glass Jaw Included!


Scale of Looking For Category 1-10:

Medic: 1 (Moron)
Slicer: 10 (Programming Savant/Minor Mechu-Deru)
Pilot: 4 (Mechanic Pilot)
Weight Carrier: 3 (He is a Meter Tall!)
Killer: 6 (Black Market Weapons Dealer)

Not Looking For Category 1-10:
Jedi: 1 (To Greedy)
Hesitate: 2 (Do Not Break Precious!)
Pet Names: 1 (Not Into You)
Pain Problems: 4 (Still A Meter Tall!)

Sevrin Sevrin
Wanna help highway rob some folks? Stand and Deliver style with a twist?
 

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