Memoirs of an Old Man - #01
It's not very often I write down old memories, but Commodore Keegan brought up an old story back from my time in the Naval Academy. In my earlier years, I was known for being overly enthusiastic and getting into awkward situations. In my earliest years at the academy, I had an incident that gave me a nickname.
I would like to state for the record I have gotten a bit better at flying, in simulations, with autopilot. Don't look at me like that, I'm an engineer, not a pilot.
There was an exercise that simulated a 'high-stakes' battle against another class. Funnily enough, this is where I met Commodore Keegan, but at the time he was just Cadet Keegan. He was chosen to be our 'Captain' in the exercise, while I was chosen to be the helmsman, or pilot for our vessel. Unfortunately, our vessel was an older model that I wasn't very studied, and so I was skimming through the basics right until the start of the exercise.
'Captain' Keegan briefed the team and I didn't listen from my seat at the helm, so it took him five different attempts to get my attention to start moving us in the right direction. In my, let's call it enthusiasm, I pressed the wrong button which jolted everyone forward as the vessel began to reverse. I was quick on my feet, however, and pushed the correct button... which launched everyone backward, as we jolted forward.
This, unfortunately, sent us into the opposing class's fire, "destroying" our vessel and losing the first round. As we reset for the second bout, I offered a battle plan that would lead our enemies into a trap. Keegan reluctantly agreed, but with the stipulation that I don't hit any more unknown buttons. Little did he know,
all of them were unknown to me.
So when the second bout started I confidently pressed the
wrong button, activating the auto-pilot and our thrusters at full speed, shooting us directly toward our enemy. Which caused them to panic and move out of the way, in an attempt to rectify the situation I had put us in, I accidentally pressed the emergency signal, which caused a loud siren to blare and call for us to abandon ship. At that point, the instructors called it a win, for the opposing class, and as we left the ship I was ceremoniously dubbed
"Captain Clumsy." A name that haunted me until I graduated second in our class, but first in tactical exercises. Although, Keegan still calls me it sometimes in private.