Slade Zambrano (wip)

[Slade Zambrano]

Name: Slade Zambrano
Faction: One Sith
Rank: Lord High Marshall Commander Supreme Overlord the Almighty. (Self proclaimed)
Race: Epicanthix
Age: 14
Height: 5'3
Weight: 130 pounds
Eyes: Brown
Hair: black
Skin: white
Force sensitive: Yes

Strengths

Clever: Slade tends to rely on his wit and charm rather than strength and petty fighting.

Family: Being a part of the Zambrano family Slade has many connections and can rely on his family whenever he needs help with something

Weakness
Young: Slade is still young and he has yet to learn much of anything in the galaxy. While he sees everyone as lesser and petty beings Slade sees them all as worthless and often his mouth gets him into trouble

Weak: Slade is a boy still and is not going to be taking down most opponents in a fist fight

Appearance: Slade normally dresses in a suit and tie, and has a taste for high fashion and looking good. He is well dressed and loves the way he looks.

Bio: Being the most snarky and ass-ish of the Zambrano's Slade is the youngest son to @[member="Darth Vornskr"] and constantly strives to be like his father. Throughout the wars and rise and fall of the sith empire Slade spent most of his life tucked away and hidden from the galaxy for his father's fear of him being used against him in his position of emperor. Only now does Slade come out to the galaxy now that he has grown and thinks he can defend himself against the threats that might be posed against him.

 

[Darth Carnifex]

Slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaade

 

[Slade Zambrano]

That's what I'm gonna grow up to be!

 

[Louise]

You're adorable.

 

[courageisthekey]

They breed like rats.

 

[Darth Carnifex]

They breed like rats.

Those would be the Dorns, dear @[member="Vanessa Nacht Seele"].

And we all know what happened to them.

 

[courageisthekey]

I was simply copying you, as you've said similar things so many times in the past.
Oh, did you hear?
Your newest child, mothered by 'Thalia' Zambrano, will bare the soul of none other than Ven'Rain Sekairo.
Perhaps you'll think twice about making fun of her now.

 

[Darth Carnifex]

If that happens, then I'll kill the child.

Because I'll be playing the character of my legitimate child.

 

[courageisthekey]

Ven isn't writing the kid, there's no way in hell she's coming back here.
Mark seemed like he wanted me to, but that's obviously not going to happen.
Why do you hate Ven so much? You never even knew her IC.
Is the old man jealous of his pet's old lover?

 

[Darth Carnifex]

Never said I hated Ven.

No one receives my ire unless they deserve it.

 

[Slade Zambrano]

I am pretty cute lets be honest

 

[Darth Carnifex]

BUT, this is neither the time nor the place to argue anything.

 

[courageisthekey]

Well, after all the times you've dissed her IC, told Circe about how horrible she was and how Circe should have never worked with such a 'weakling', I figured you didn't like her. That and you threatened to kill your kid just because Ven's soul (who probably wouldn't remember crap anyway) lived in it.
And your ire seems easily provoked, what with all the times you've growled at people for having a different taste in music.

 

[Darth Carnifex]

Do not confuse my dickish tomfoolery for legitimate hatred.

IC things do not apply to how I feel about people OOC

 

[courageisthekey]

I'm glad you don't actually hate her. My list of people to punch in the face is getting dreadfully long nowadays.
But Vanessa would probably punch Kaine if given the IC chance. Which, thanks to a healthy dose of leaving the site and cancer, won't happen.
Forgive my asshatery, I've just had a troublesome evening.
Perhaps we should discuss different screaming methods while listening to Cannibal Corpse some day. It would be fun.

And yes @[member="Slade Zambrano"], you are kind of cute.
To bad you're not older.

 

[Darth Carnifex]

We've all had a troublesome evening, some more than others.

But yeah, I'd like that

@[member="Vanessa Nacht Seele"]

 

[Slade Zambrano]

Dad, get the creepy grey lady away from me

 

[Darth Carnifex]

If you think that's the only creepy lady daddy has around, then you're about to be surprised.

 

[courageisthekey]

I sincerely hope you're referring to the other lass.
Because I'm not 'your lady', nor will I be 'around' for much longer.
And I ain't creepy

 

[Darth Carnifex]

I'm referring to a lot of lasses.

And 'around' is a relative term in relation to this thread, as I mean that I have more creepy ladies elsewhere.