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So where's the Bar and Grill around here?

I could do with a drink - A Jedi Toilet Duck will be great of you got any. Served in a frying pan would be perfect, I have people to wedgy later today.


Greetings beings,

​It has been a long time since I've done anything roleplaying-wise and I got my arm twisted to drop on in. Apparently there might be a few others that will recognise the writer name - yes, it is really is the same person, older, probably not wiser. Yep, I go all the way back to where Itala Marzullo stood up and challenged any Jedi

​I dropped out of RP for a few years (a few? More like 10) due to life and not really having much to say via writing, but lately life has lead me back in this direction..... let alone sitting with a Mandalore and Jedi Master or two a few weeks ago where alcohol was flowing and having a long late night discussion on Rp'ing writing and thinking hey that used to be a lot of fun.

​Anyway, pull up a table, crack out the Toilet Duck if you dare and throw a bucket of water over an unshaved ranger. Or make sure you aren't wearing underwear. Up to you, I dont bite like I used to. I def smell worse.

 

Tela Uolmi

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Welp, ya got one thing right, mister. You do smell somethin' karkin' nasty.

Why don't ya get a haircut, and get a real job?

(Oh... oh, right. FINE I'LL BE NICE.)

Heya, scruffy. Welcome. ;)

(What?! You know I only got two settings: flirtin' and piss-taking!)
 
I have a job tho. I'm a professional Jedi slob, it takes a lot of work to look like I slept under a bridge for a year and to have the kind of unwashed smell that makes sanitary workers stomachs turn
 
Excuse me for a moment while I make some slight adjustments to this screen I a m using

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[member="Codename Turbogeek"]

Your intro has got to be one of the best I've read in a long time. Welcome to Chaos! I certainly look forward to coming across your scruffy character.
 

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