Miss Blonde
Trying to be straight in a crooked Galaxy
Spaarti Creations
Spaarti Creations is a genetics and cloning company dedicated to providing the galaxy with genetic solutions, appearance changing kits, cloning services, and the galaxies most well trained military to the open market.
Cloning Product Line
Spaarti Cloning Spheres: For personal home growing of clones the Spaarti Sphere is a limited edition upgrade of the cylinder. It will grow a safer and more well adjusted clone.
Spaarti Cube: Grow new organs, limbs, and small creatures in short amounts of time. Great for when you are injured or sick.
Spaarti Cloning Cylinder: Spaarti the classic cylinder used to grow palpatines army as well as Admiral Thrawn, this will get the job done for any would be cloners in the galaxy. Order in bulk or individually.
Spaarti Colossus: A massive cloning tank about 50 meters long. Clone large scale creatures such as Krayt Dragons and Taozin.
Spaarti Premium Cloning Service: Cloning software to ensure your clones come out healthy and strong. Buy it for any amateur cloners to get you off your feet.
Ysalamir Product Line
Spaarti Ysalamir: a fully grown and cloned female Ysalamir ready for action. Create a force nullification bubble and level the playing fields.
Artificial Nutrient Tree: A simple fake tree to use as a replacement for the Ysalamir's natural habitat.
Armored Nutrient Pack: A nutrient frame that you can take anywhere. In space, at sea, in a tundra, this pack is armored and capable of stopping most rounds from hitting your lizard friend.
Miscellaneous Products
Genetic Hardening Injection: Inject into the bloodstream and this will bond to your DNA to help prevent radiation damage to your body and cells.
Spaarti Biochip: A biological chip that can be inserted into the brain of a person that allows a multitude of various programs. Spaarti will handle instillation ourselves to ensure your safety.
Spaarti Appearance Reconstruction Kit: Be anyone you want. With this it will change everything from skin tone to facial structure guaranteed.
Terentatek Hide: Hide that can be sewn into clothing, armor, made into whatever you want to help deflect the force. this beasts skin will protect you from the force second only to a Ysalamir. Order in bulk if need be, however this is a very expensive product.
Galaxy Girl Calendar: The sexiest of female calendars, it even blows Playhutt out of the water.
Galaxy Guy Calendar: You want some sexy hunks to keep you company on those cold lonely nights in space? Buy this calendar and you can!
Yuuzhan Vong Product Line
Yuuzhan Vong Creatures: There simply too many to list individually. Buyers can browse the catalog and upon the selection of a beast simply make your request and Spaarti will facilitate it.
Yuuzhan Vong Weapons: All Yuuzhan Vong weapons are for sale (except unique canon items) browse the catalog and upon finding the weapon(s) you want order bellow and Spaarti will approve guest transactions.
Yuuzhan Vong Biotech: A catalog of Yuuzhan Vong bio technology cobbled together. Purchase anything from Vonduun armor to biots. (Exceptions for unique canon items)
Spaarti Creations Military
Spaarti Clone Troopers Loyal, well trained, ready for combat. These are a few of the words that describe the clones of Spaarti. Grown from the DNA of [member="Willa Isard"] and [member="Preliat Mantis"] these clones are natural born warriors and are set to deliver satisfying results. These clones are not to be used for genocides or mass killings of innocent civilians, upon command of these orders a biochip implanted in their heads will cause them to turn upon their commander and even override a loyalty chip. Each clone comes available with a programable biochip, simply ask Spaarti what function you want from the ones available and submit your request. Limit 10,000 clones per customer.
Spaarti Combat Engineer: The combat engineer has two functions for the most part. Make things go boom and prevent things from going boom. These men and women specialize in IED diffusion, demolitions, basic mechanical repair, and can serve as infantry if need be.
Spaarti Combat Medic: Able to patch up and heal casualties or injured folks on or off the battlefield Spaarti combat medics can save the lives of your men. Like all Spaarti clones they are basically trained infantry and can serve in such a role without becoming a liability.
Spaarti Sniper: The best of the Spaarti baseline clone army program, snipers go through the hardest and most rigorous training program just shy of commando training. They are silent, accurate, and deadly as hell. Use them in battlefield operations or eliminate high value enemy targets, the sniper will rarely let you down.
Spaarti Comm Operator: Communication experts trained in electronic warfare and communications support, these troopers can serve you on the front lines or in the air. Call in air strikes or launch cyber attacks on the enemy.
Spaarti Naval Crew: Do you need a crew for your new ship but don't know where to find one. Spaarti Creations Naval Personnel can pilot anything from a small freighter to a massive command ship. Order enough to fill your fleet and these clones will go to work for you.
Spaarti Special Forces coming soon.
