Jedi Sorcerer
Recreation lounge aboard the Bright Knight
“I dunno, man,” Starlin muttered, taking another drag from his blunt. “Sounds kinda paranoid to me.”
“Psh.” Rhys sighed, his voice sounding slightly tinny coming through the speakers on Starlin’s datapad. Maybe it was a bad connection on his end. Or maybe it was all the smoke in the Rutian's noticeably foggy room. “It’s the year 900 ABY. The word ‘paranoid’ is more overdue for retirement than Darth Carnifex.”
Starlin laughed, then started coughing, a cloud of marcan herb-scented smoke spewing from his mouth. The stuff was strong—it had to be, since Starlin’s Balosar blood would filter out most of it. “You really think ‘Glup Shitto’ isn’t just some crazy conspiracy theory?”
“Call it a conspiracy theory all you want, but these days the only thing that makes me genuinely paranoid are the ones who keep saying ‘Stop being paranoid!’.” Rhys shook his head. “Some people can drop acid in the middle of the wallpaper department at Gudnem’s and still not see a pattern...”
Another burst of giggles issued from Starlin, only to fade when he caught a glimpse of the chrono. “Awww, chit. Hang on a sec, I gotta air this place out before my Padawan gets back from class…”
“I dunno, man,” Starlin muttered, taking another drag from his blunt. “Sounds kinda paranoid to me.”
“Psh.” Rhys sighed, his voice sounding slightly tinny coming through the speakers on Starlin’s datapad. Maybe it was a bad connection on his end. Or maybe it was all the smoke in the Rutian's noticeably foggy room. “It’s the year 900 ABY. The word ‘paranoid’ is more overdue for retirement than Darth Carnifex.”
Starlin laughed, then started coughing, a cloud of marcan herb-scented smoke spewing from his mouth. The stuff was strong—it had to be, since Starlin’s Balosar blood would filter out most of it. “You really think ‘Glup Shitto’ isn’t just some crazy conspiracy theory?”
“Call it a conspiracy theory all you want, but these days the only thing that makes me genuinely paranoid are the ones who keep saying ‘Stop being paranoid!’.” Rhys shook his head. “Some people can drop acid in the middle of the wallpaper department at Gudnem’s and still not see a pattern...”
Another burst of giggles issued from Starlin, only to fade when he caught a glimpse of the chrono. “Awww, chit. Hang on a sec, I gotta air this place out before my Padawan gets back from class…”