John Doe
The Mad Madman
Byss. A lovely world, full of lovely people, with lovely criminals that didn't mind doing business with the lovely John Doe, C.E.O. of John Doe Incorporated.
The clownish crime lord strode into a vacant plaza in the dead of night. It was better this way. Less visibility equaled less attention, and that was something the maniac didn't want. He was a wanted criminal on several systems. Not that it concerned him. In other circumstances, John would have loved to take on local law enforcement in a blazing gunfight, but he was here to do business, and that sort of reckless mayhem that the clown oh-so loved would only impede the transaction.
He wasn't alone. Alongside the grinning, purple tux-clad man was a protective entourage of about six goons, armed to the teeth. His men were slightly oafish, but they were good at their jobs, and loyal to boot. John made sure of that.
Two figures were waiting in the center of the plaza. Next to them were two crates, locked, the contents unknown to all except the seller and the buyer.
"Well, looky here! What's in the box?! Hehehehe. Just kidding. I know what's in them."
The two human smugglers shifted about, obviously uncomfortable in the presence of the tall, pale, grinning man. There was something about him that was...off. As if he were on a different level of thought than those he surrounded himself with. Everyone knew that feeling. Those who worked with him just chose to ignore it.
"Ergh....you, uh, you got the credits?"
"Sure I do! Now, where did I put my wallet..."
John patted his body, eventually turning his pants pockets inside out, with an exaggerated frown.
"Whoops, boys. Seems like I left my wallet back in Nar Shaddaa."
One of the smugglers tapped his companion's shoulder and shook his head, obviously frustrated.
"Come on, man! I knew this deal was too good to be true! Let's leave this clown behind and wait till he's serious about business."
"Oh, I am serious, boys...serious as a heart attack."
Without hesitation, Doe pulled out a long blaster pistol and gunned the two Humans down effortlessly. Blowing the smoke off of the cooling barrel, he replaced it back in the confines of his jacket and shrugged his shoulders, giving his henchmen a slight pout.
"Why buy something when you can take it for free? Open the crates!"
The six men rushed off, breaking the locks on the crates with the butts of their rifles. Inside one crate were assorted arms, all military grade, enough ordinance to capture a city. The other one had chemicals, vital components necessary for the manufacturing of John Doe's galaxy-famous Paprika, a one-of-a-kind spice that had the tendency to turn the user into a homicidal maniac.
Cackling horribly, the crime lord reveled in his victory, preparing to leave the area and return to his ship.
[member="Zayden Madera"]
The clownish crime lord strode into a vacant plaza in the dead of night. It was better this way. Less visibility equaled less attention, and that was something the maniac didn't want. He was a wanted criminal on several systems. Not that it concerned him. In other circumstances, John would have loved to take on local law enforcement in a blazing gunfight, but he was here to do business, and that sort of reckless mayhem that the clown oh-so loved would only impede the transaction.
He wasn't alone. Alongside the grinning, purple tux-clad man was a protective entourage of about six goons, armed to the teeth. His men were slightly oafish, but they were good at their jobs, and loyal to boot. John made sure of that.
Two figures were waiting in the center of the plaza. Next to them were two crates, locked, the contents unknown to all except the seller and the buyer.
"Well, looky here! What's in the box?! Hehehehe. Just kidding. I know what's in them."
The two human smugglers shifted about, obviously uncomfortable in the presence of the tall, pale, grinning man. There was something about him that was...off. As if he were on a different level of thought than those he surrounded himself with. Everyone knew that feeling. Those who worked with him just chose to ignore it.
"Ergh....you, uh, you got the credits?"
"Sure I do! Now, where did I put my wallet..."
John patted his body, eventually turning his pants pockets inside out, with an exaggerated frown.
"Whoops, boys. Seems like I left my wallet back in Nar Shaddaa."
One of the smugglers tapped his companion's shoulder and shook his head, obviously frustrated.
"Come on, man! I knew this deal was too good to be true! Let's leave this clown behind and wait till he's serious about business."
"Oh, I am serious, boys...serious as a heart attack."
Without hesitation, Doe pulled out a long blaster pistol and gunned the two Humans down effortlessly. Blowing the smoke off of the cooling barrel, he replaced it back in the confines of his jacket and shrugged his shoulders, giving his henchmen a slight pout.
"Why buy something when you can take it for free? Open the crates!"
The six men rushed off, breaking the locks on the crates with the butts of their rifles. Inside one crate were assorted arms, all military grade, enough ordinance to capture a city. The other one had chemicals, vital components necessary for the manufacturing of John Doe's galaxy-famous Paprika, a one-of-a-kind spice that had the tendency to turn the user into a homicidal maniac.
Cackling horribly, the crime lord reveled in his victory, preparing to leave the area and return to his ship.
[member="Zayden Madera"]