Xi Rel
Dark Blade
Today i got a good laugh at the expenze of my cousin, vho decided to buy her-self a stun gun. One of thoze litle sparkly things that are suposed to "incapacitate a attacker". She comes over to my place, to brag about it, how now she can defend her-self "vithout haveing to learn to fight" - something i have been urging her to do for years, even ofered to train her my-self, but she refuzed.
There she vas, waving that litle sparkly box around, all proud of her-self, how it has a 2.000.000 volts, how its so super-duper, and all i ask is: "Ok. How high is the amperage on that thing?" She has no idea "doez it mater" she asks. lol So i checked the net, for that same model she got - 1.9 mA. Piece of crap. She falled for the big voltage on the box, and buyed a little bug zapper.
I kind of feled sorry for her, teling her that thing wuld be useless. She didnt belive me. Then to prove my point, i ofered her to test it on me. Took me 10 minutes to re-assure her that she vont kill me XD . So aniway, eventualy i got her to zap me in the chest, right under the breasts. No clothes on, just my tank top and slacks. Bare skin. Vas moderatly painful, but it didnt even phaze me. Then she zaped me in the back, then the belly, same rezult. Litle pain, no big deal.
She vas pissed, to put it mildly, teling me the store riped her off, etc. Finaly she decided to return it, and ask for a refund. I told her most "stun guns" are useless, and that they ofer a false sense of security. They vont stop any half-determined attacker. I can only hope this debacle wil make her re-konsider my offer to train her.
There she vas, waving that litle sparkly box around, all proud of her-self, how it has a 2.000.000 volts, how its so super-duper, and all i ask is: "Ok. How high is the amperage on that thing?" She has no idea "doez it mater" she asks. lol So i checked the net, for that same model she got - 1.9 mA. Piece of crap. She falled for the big voltage on the box, and buyed a little bug zapper.
I kind of feled sorry for her, teling her that thing wuld be useless. She didnt belive me. Then to prove my point, i ofered her to test it on me. Took me 10 minutes to re-assure her that she vont kill me XD . So aniway, eventualy i got her to zap me in the chest, right under the breasts. No clothes on, just my tank top and slacks. Bare skin. Vas moderatly painful, but it didnt even phaze me. Then she zaped me in the back, then the belly, same rezult. Litle pain, no big deal.
She vas pissed, to put it mildly, teling me the store riped her off, etc. Finaly she decided to return it, and ask for a refund. I told her most "stun guns" are useless, and that they ofer a false sense of security. They vont stop any half-determined attacker. I can only hope this debacle wil make her re-konsider my offer to train her.