LFG Tactical Droid for Sale. Fair offers, yes-yes?

[Moff TV-771 "Bishop"]

Greetings, weary traveller, to my bazaar!

Only legally acquired items sold here, yes?

Look, look! A lightsaber... No, it no work... Hmm... How about...

A droid? Wait, don't leave!

It very old, very very old. Tactical Droid from the long-ago Clone Wars. Relic, yes?

You buy, yes?

 

[Aerarii Tithe]

Grand Moff Aut-X a relative of yours?

 

[Moff TV-771 "Bishop"]

{Ignore this.}

 

[Gerwald Lechner]

Moe Uilor i found one of your used droids I think...

 

[Madalena Antares]

TV-771 "Bishop" I'm interested. How much? I'll even toss an oil bath into the deal.

 

[Decimus]

TV-771 "Bishop" Greetings, fellow tactical unit. I'd be happy to liberate you from your droid dealer and return you to service.

Aerarii Tithe All droids are relatives of mine!

 

[Moe Uilor]

Greetings! My name is Honest Moe Uilor, owner and proprietor of Moe's; for all your electronics haberdashery, professional droid refurbishment, and mechanics emporium (also a certified dealer of Locke and Key Mechanics)!

Are your tactical droids professionally refurbished? If so, don't forget to give out a certificate so you can't get sued if people try to blame you for their own careful use of your products!

 

[Taji Nelson]

I'd have Taji take you.