Tap tap tap. Is this thing on? Hello?

[Scherezade deWinter]

Hi! Hey! Okay, I don't know how far across the holonetwork this message is going to reach, but I hope it reaches really far! I'm looking for someone, for that special someone. That special someone who's tired of just fighting each and every single day and now wants more. That special someone who wants to come back home at the end of the day, covered in the blood of their enemies, and fall into the arms of a big woman who will love them. That special someone that knows what it means to love a woman in armor, to accept the fact that she doesn't take it off most of the time, and to love her as the big brute she is.

I am, of course, talking about someone for a dear friend of mine - [member="Lirka Ka"].

She's a Sephi, which is sort of elf-like, about 2 meters tall, very heavy even without the armor, but underneath all that muscle and toughness is a heart made of gold. If she will love you, you will never know a love more true and pure.

Bonus points if you're a Jawa.

Just leave a message and I'll make sure she gets to see all you eligible bachelors!

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Written with Lirka's consent​

 

[Malok]

[member="Gerwald Lechner"]

TIME TO SHINE

 

[Shakti Sweet]

Looking for someone who enjoys the burst of a skull like a ripe grape underneath a heavy leather boot. Someone who loves the smell of freshly singed flesh and hair on the morning breeze. Someone who enjoys the chorus of screams while sipping cheap booze and watching the sunset over the ruin of their enemies lands...

She's a real romantic, folks. Someone scoop this Sephi beauty up!

 

[Scherezade deWinter]

[member="Darth Metus"] Maybe you should offer yourself instead. You'll finally have a woman and not just the children she left behind.

 

[Abigail Meredydd]

Hey look at that this one's perfect for you [member="Skorvek"] Cadera .

And if it doesn't work I still got about one hundred others in mind so don't you worry Skorrie

 

[Skorvek]

[member="Abigail Meredydd"] thanks but no thanks

 

[Abigail Meredydd]

[member="Skorvek"]

But who said you had a choice?

 

[Scherezade deWinter]

He might not have a choice, but [member="Lirka Ka"] does, and I'm pretty sure she's not into puppies

 

[Lirka Ka]

I did not consent to this.

 

[Minamoto Akira]

I'd be game, that is If your interested.

 

[Valdus Bral]

[member="Skorvek"] wags his tail when he sees [member="Lirka Ka"] . You didn't hear this from me.

 

[Skorvek]

[member="Lirka Ka"] *youll get used to this trust me....*........

 

[Lirka Ka]

Let’s be real here. Mandalorians are for being training dummies, not loving.