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- Intent: Pop out Double Rotary Miniguns for Structures, Indoor Rooms, Vehicles, Drones, Platforms and Droids.
- Image Source: Here
- Canon Link: Buzzsaw | Z-6 | Dementor | Bull
- Permissions: FFE is owned by me.
- Primary Source: None
- Manufacturer: Fire For Effect
- Affiliation: Fire for Effect, Closed Market
- Model: TBD-1, Twin Barreled Deathsticks, aka Space Chicken Exterminators.
- Modularity: No
- Production: Minor
- Material: Dallorian Alloy Barrel | Durasteel Armor and Structure | Turadium Frame
- Classification: Slugthrower Minigun
- Size: Large
- Weight: Average
- Ammunition Type: Slugs
- Ammunition Capacity: Average
- Effective Range: Personal
- Rate of Fire: Extremely High
- Stopping Power: Average
- Recoil: Average
- Especially lethal vs poultry. The sound of the barrels often causes fear in space chickens, and it is rumored the mere mention of the TBD-1 can send them into a blind panic.
- Twin Barrels of Concentrated Slugrifle Fire, firing quicker than you can say GodDamnWhatTheHellWasThat Jim
- Average Ammo Count runs down in a flash. 1 Minute to be exact.
- Hidden turret. The weapon folds into walls, speeder roofs, and the back of droids for example. Able to automatically fire on hostiles or trespassers if programmed to, preprogrammed with space poultry flight patterns as optional.
- Pop up the top and slap in the next clip on the fly. Be careful of burning your fingers off though, this thing heats up fast. Gloves for reloading included in the kit, if you set them on fire that's your problem.
- Extremely High Fire Rate, twin-barrel miniguns slugthrowers spitting 7,000 rounds a minute between the two.
- Easy reload, pop up the top and slap in the next clip on the fly. Gloves for reloading included in the kit.
- Hidden and automated. The weapon can easily fold into place and await trespassers. If programmed to the weapon will pop up, target, and automatically fire until it is out of ammunition.
- The Extremely High Fire rate and low ammo count drains this weapon very quickly. Having an effective firing cycle of 1 minute if on a sustained fire setting. Longer if it takes a break obviously.
- Prone to overheating. Very prone. A product you can cook your space chickens off and feel proud.
- The range is quite short, the length of a large room for example. In a corridor it's lethal, but it isn't much good shooting at targets looking to run away rather than fight for example. Strangely however space chicken flightpaths are the single exception to this rule.
An intruder steps in your home and has a bad day. The bill collector comes to the door and has a bad day. Banthas are eating up your garden and have a bad day. Your mother-in-law comes to your door and has a really bad day. The applications are truly endless with this mechanical marvel. Space chicken infestations? We at FFE say no problem! Because we too share your concerns over bird flu and free-range poultry rebellion. The farmers union sponsors this message.
TBD-1, Twin Barreled Deathsticks is exactly as it sounds. A slugthrower minigun kicking out seven thousand rounds a minute, 3,500 from each barrel. It often has a short operational deployment. Short but to the point Fire For Effect spokesmen say. It folds up laying in wait and hiding for not only space chickens but anyone its programmed to shoot or areas it is set to defend. Rotating 360 degrees for a field of fire in all directions, the average recoil is quite impressive given the fire rate, and probably due to the larger size of the unit.
There were just three accidents on the production of this weapon. All of them relating to pointing it the wrong way or presumed space chicken interference. Surprisingly for the company, none of the engineers or weapon techs were killed but multiple passersby had their doors, windows, and general vehicles reshaped into paper. Representatives from the company declined to comment beyond saying the weapon bay needed a remodel anyway, irradiated craters had never made for a healthy work environment.
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