Tell me about your problems

[Doctor Zendu]

Need someone in the galaxy to listen to your problems? Looking for treatment for a nagging mental disorder? Or just an empathetic, unbiased professional to talk things out with on a comfortable Hover sofa?

Well look no further. Reputable, licensed psychiatrist, with his own private practice currently taking on new patients. Specializes in talk therapy. Drugs optional. Insurance plans not accepted. Confidentiality guaranteed.

Post here or PM to set up an appointment.

 

[Oka Osaa]

I have problems... I think I might be falling dark. Nah I'm just joking
Dear Doctor Zendu,

I need to talk about the war. And I'm being totally serious this time. I don't understand why jedi and sith gotta be the yin and the yang.

Your Local Jedi,
Oka Osaa

[member="Doctor Zendu"]

 

[Doctor Zendu]

Ah, the eternal philosophical questions of the galaxy. I would be happy to help you talk through these issues [member="Oka Osaa"]. And I must say as a Jedi you must deal with a great deal of workplace-related stress. I'm here in your time of need. For the right amount of credits, of course.

Just kindly set up an appointment with my receptionist, and I'd be happy to start you on the road to treatment.

 

[Seth Harkness]

i do have some trust issues but really just need someone to talk to about my depressing past..

[member="Doctor Zendu"]

 

[Doctor Zendu]

[member="Seth Harkness"] I commend you for your bravery in taking your first steps towards treatment. My receptionist will set up an appointment for you shortly.

((I'll put up a thread and tag you in it))

 

[Seth Harkness]

[member="Doctor Zendu"]

Thank you kindly.

 

[Harrip]

Greetings [member="Doctor Zendu"]

My name is Harrip Far. I have... a lot of issues. My current state is somewhat chaotic and my mental faculties are wearing down to a degree.

While I don't believe that there is a medication for my condition, I could use someone to talk to, if only to get it off my chest.

Thank you for your time.
Harrip Far

 

[Beowoof]

[member="Doctor Zendu"]

*scribbles*

Someone said I was a pantomime.

I would like to be changed to a philosopher.

Thank you! <smiley face>

 

[Doctor Zendu]

Well, [member="Harrip"] you've certainly come to the right place. And I assure you I'm qualified to treat all manner of alien species. I will bring some raw meat as a refreshment for our session.

[member="Brevitæ"] My preliminary assessment is that you may have some sort of dissociative disorder but I do not like to be hasty with a diagnosis. You may need years of talk therapy. Because your case seems severe, I can fit you in right away. My receptionist will schedule an appointment.

 

[Beowoof]

[member="Doctor Zendu"]

*scribbles*

Yay!

That will be c3141592653589793238!

Have a nice day. <smiley face>

 

[Slate Estrada]

Dear [member="Doctor Zendu"]

My name is Slate Estrada and I belive I am suffering from Shell Shock. It probably hasn't helped that I re-enlisted into the Galactic Republic Army, but I believe professional help could develop my social life and make me more mentally stable.

Hopefully you get back to me before I "snap".

-Slate Estrada

 

[Judah Dashiell]

[member="Doctor Zendu"]


I've got an underlying issue Doc and I get seem to get over it. Hopefully you could provide some professional advice?



OOC - So awesome, I've always wanted to do this with Judah.

 

[Thessa Kai]

[member="Doctor Zendu"]

I've got a problem, my husband is seeing a shrink.

 

[Judah Dashiell]

[member="Thessa Kai"]


I haven't even made an appointment yet! Maybe you need to come with me.

 

[Fabula Caromed]

A psychiatrist? An actual psychiatrist?

...

I'll schedule an appointment.

 

[Dredge]

[member="Doctor Zendu"]

Well doc I have problem. Let me walk you through my basic day.

I wake up everyday around three o'clock in the afternoon with a hangover and in my own filth. I think about taking a shower then I decide against it, I throw on some fresh kicks grab some spoiled milk then I'm out the door. And it's now three fifteen and I'm like "ah snap dog it's three fifteen what what." So I grab a beer I've been keeping in my pocket and drink it. Yeah it's warm tastes like warm piss but kark it, yolo. After I finish downing my pocket beer I'm feeling a nice little buzz and I decided to hit up the liquor store. Some kids ask me to buy them some beer at the front door for twenty bucks. So then I'm like "Hell yeah I'll do it, yolo." I go in by the beer and a bottle of jack that I half way down before I even get to the counter. Guy at the register is frontin on me saying I can't do that. So I sock him in the chest, turns out he has a gun and he beats me with it for a few minutes. Yeah it hurt but I don't care, yolo. After that I quickly pay the money to the dude and bounce outside where I give the kids the beer. I overhear the kids saying they are going to a party, I ask if I can come with they promptly say no and leave.

After that I follow them in my car while pregaming by drinking down the the rest of the jack while I drive. By this time I'm totally blasted and I pull up to the party. I walk into the spot in my freshest duds and start flexin my muscles and talking hella poodoo. I start drinking up the booze and eating all the snacks. The kids from the store recognize me and quickly have me beaten and thrown out after stealing my car. So my night is going great now and I start stumbling home drunk when I realize how much I love my BFF [member="Darth Vornskr"] I show up to his house drunk as shit and start playing what is love at four AM in the morning from out a boom-box I don't remember getting. I wake him up and his kids who quickly tell me that they hate me before sicking the hounds on me. I get home, cry myself to sleep and wake up to do it again. Yolo.

 

[Doctor Zendu]

I commend you all for making the decision to improve your life and embrace my special brand of talk therapy.

I take patients on a "first-come-first served" basis, with more severe cases being considered for expedited appointments. My receptionist will be going over my busy schedule to see where I can fit you all in.

((I'll PM you guys ))

[member="Dredge"] [member="Judah Dashiell"] [member="Thessa Kai"] [member="Slate Estrada"] [member="Fabula Cavataio"]

 

[Slate Estrada]

[member="Doctor Zendu"]

Sounds good!

 

[Terys Rocabel]

[member="Doctor Zendu"] ,

I've finally decided to take up the advice of one of my former companions and see a psychiatrist to bring order to all of these floaty memories in my head. I've got a lot, you see, and though my datapad helps, they sometimes get jumbled up. Why, just the other day I found myself mixing Darth Vader with Darth Bane! Absolutely shameful for someone of my profession and experience. Despite my doubts of how someone with such a short life span can help, I am willing to take some advice.

~Uhl

 

[Anastasia Rade]

[member="Doctor Zendu"]

An actual therapist...gosh knows I have plenty of childhood traumas.