Thane's Thoughts

[Rhurek Thane]

1) Contrary to popular belief among our younger generation, the song lyric "at the twilight's last gleaming" from The Star Spangled Banner does not refer to the last scene where Edward opens his shirt in direct sunlight.
Thank you.
More to come, stay tuned.
And feel free to discuss amongst yourselves quietly.

 

[Zev Stargo]

How could you drop such a bomb on me without notice? I'm..my whole world has been shifted upside down

 

[Flint Pherson]

"Boom."

 

[Tahira Solo]

*discusses LOUDLY*

 

[TiCira D'Arr Hawk]

*ogles Thane's cane*

 

[Edward Vyperion]

Heh... Twilight sucks in my opinion

 

[Rhurek Thane]

*discusses LOUDLY*

SOMEONE obviously needs to turn their hearing aide up.

*ogles Thane's cane*

....just know that if you get any drool on it, you will need to rub it down.

 

[Rhurek Thane]

2) The term "dubstep" reminds me of my grandpa dancing in a circle because he's only got that one good leg.

 

[Rebekka Brek Madak]

2) The term "dubstep" reminds me of my grandpa dancing in a circle because he's only got that one good leg.

XD

 

[Rhurek Thane]

3) I drove past a sign the other day that said:

And I just thought, "Why don't they just put the guy out of his misery?"

 

[TiCira D'Arr Hawk]

Ok that made me laugh!

 

[Tahira Solo]

Is this thread title Thane's thoughts or Thane's thong?

 

[Flint Pherson]

Thane will now being giving all of our graduation speeches at Coruscant University. Thank you.

 

[Maximilian Jens]

In response to the OP, on a similar and sadly more realistic note:

I'm a public school teacher. Every morning we have the Pledge of Allegiance. About 60% of the time, students will incorrectly say the first line by haphazardly including the unnecessary preposition 'of': "I pledge of allegiance, to the flag..."

A little tick goes off in my brain every time it happens.

 

[Rhurek Thane]

Is this thread title Thane's thoughts or Thane's thong?

Women see what they wanna see.

Thane will now being giving all of our graduation speeches at Coruscant University. Thank you.

I'd be more than happy to influence young impressionable minds.

In response to the OP, on a similar and sadly more realistic note:

I'm a public school teacher. Every morning we have the Pledge of Allegiance. About 60% of the time, students will incorrectly say the first line by haphazardly including the unnecessary preposition 'of': "I pledge of allegiance, to the flag..."

A little tick goes off in my brain every time it happens.

What he's failing to mention here is that these are high school students.
Ah, yes, the youth of tomorrow......

 

[Maximilian Jens]

Fortunately they're not high school students, it's 5th and 6th Grade. So I guess there is some hope for humanity yet.
We just haven't gotten around to teaching prepositions yet, apparently...

 

[Rebekka Brek Madak]

3) I drove past a sign the other day that said:

And I just thought, "Why don't they just put the guy out of his misery?"

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250x250/31774265.jpg

 

[Rhurek Thane]

4) How confusing would it be if they sold pears in twos?

 

[Edward Vyperion]

Dunno

 

[Noxu Za'tire]

About as confusing as selling a pair of pants, and you only get one.