That's not very punny, Thane.

[Rhurek Thane]

Last night, my wife told me that she had thrown away all of my Monkeys albums.
At first, I didn't believe her....then I saw her face.





Come on, admit it, you know you want to try one. Post your favorite puns here.

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

Know why the snowman was happy?

He heard the snowblower was coming to town.

 

[Rhurek Thane]

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid.
He says he can stop anytime, though.

 

[Vault]

what does a buffalo say to his child when he goes off to college?
Bison

 

[Valiens Nantaris]

Some Argon goes into a bar. The bartender says 'we don't serve noble gases here'
Argon didn't react.

 

[Jak Sandrow]

I'd tell a good chemistry joke myself, but unfortunately, all the good ones argon.

Ooh, ooh, I have another!

Do I know the Spanish word for silicon?
Si.

 

[Valiens Nantaris]

What do you say to attract gold's attention? A U!

 

[Jak Sandrow]

Are you made of curium and tellurium? Because you're kinda CuTe!

 

[Rhurek Thane]

Never trust an atom....they make up everything.

 

[Jak Sandrow]

200 atoms are walking down a road. Suddenly, one stops.
"Oh, no! I lost an electron!"
Another says, "Are you sure?"
"Yes! I'm positive!"

 

[Rhurek Thane]

I used to think the letter "M" was one of the most commonly used letters of the alphabet.
But actually, it only appears once in a blue moon.

 

[Leto Vodasii Nesh]

dont make cripple jokes, i cant stand them.

 

[Rhurek Thane]

I was going to tell you a joke about unemployment, but honestly, it needs some work.

 

[Valiens Nantaris]

Frankly, this thread has become quite boron.

 

[Rhurek Thane]

I was awake all last night. I seriously couldn't go to sleep. I spent the while night pondering why the sun sets, and then it dawned on me....

 

[Jak Sandrow]

 

[Rhurek Thane]

I was reading this really great book today about anti-gravity, I just couldn't put it down.

 

[Jak Sandrow]

I was reading about the massive increase of terrorist attacks on airplanes, and wondering. And then it hit me.

 

[Rhurek Thane]

I was watching the weather this morning....a stationary front was threatening to envelope the area....

 

[MG-42 a/b]

did you hear about the droid that had all of hs bolts stolen ? yes, and he fell apart after the incident.