Barkeep
The Slums of Eve slumbered, at least the parts of it that didn’t ply their trade by twilight accompanied by muffled screams (of pleasure or otherwise). The ramshackle rooftops of the lean-toos and rickety buildings stretching off into the distance, almost touching the outer hull of the great sphere. The streets snaked and wound through it, hard packed dirt walked flat by thousands of feet. From above it looked like a spider web whose arachnid creator was quite possibly drunk, there was very little in the way of planning involved, just necessity. One day a new home would go up; tarp, wood or metal, whatever the builder could scrounge or pilfer and thus the streets would forked off again.
In the quiet of the night (the type of quiet usually associated with a great many people trying very hard to convince another group of people that they weren't, in fact, there holding a club) a song drifted into the air. It was off tune and known across all possible facets of reality wherever there is alcohol to be had. The singer usually doesn’t know where they heard it or why, after sixteen pints of beer, they are compelled to slur it with gusto while staggering home after a hard day at the bar.
“Show me the way to go home….” the singer had a half finished pint of beer in one hand and it sloshed its contents onto the street as he gestured with, what could be considered (By single celled organisms who had no concept of music and lived in the deepest depths of the ocean) the tune. “I’m tired and I want to go to beddddddd…” his feet seemed to have taken control of the situation and turned him down an alley, the darkness slipped in around the singer and the only light came from the end of the alleyway.
He stopped and with a tradition as old as time, unzipped his ragged trousers and placed a hand against the rusted metal wall. “I had a wee drink about an hour ago…” the pitter patter of urine joined the melody. “And it's gone straight to my head…” intense focus dropped the volume of his singing to almost a whisper as he squinted in the darkness trying, and failing, to miss his shoes.
The singer zipped, he took a drink of his pint and tossed the empty glass to the ground. “Oooohh ohhhh ohhh! Show! Me! The! Way! To! Go! Home!” each word in the song was punctuated by a stamp of his feet. If he’d known this was his last drink, he might have savoured it more. The scream drifted into the quiet of the night and it wouldn’t be the last the residents of the slums would hear before dawn.
The Kark Off, humble establishment and setting for nightly, impromptu brawls, stabbings and ‘hitting that twat over the head with a chair because he might have looked at you funny’ ings, was quiet. The day had barely begun and the usual faces wouldn’t start arriving for worship at the altar of beer and whiskey for another few hours. It had tables, it had chairs, all arranged in such a way that when, not if, a disagreement among equals took place the least, in theory, amount of furniture would get caught in the ruckus. What remained from the night before were scattered fragments of wood, busted tables and, if wood could get PTSD, a very troubled chair in the corner.
Salem Norongachi, owner, proprietor and barkeep, gazed over the devastation with a sigh. He’d grown numb to it by this point but cleaning it up would always remain a right pain in his arse. The Kid was already hard at it, dumping amputee chairs into a wheelbarrow, his brown hair, as always, mangled into a shark fin by so much product that you could saw wood with it and not a strand would go astray.
“Are you going to help?” he asked hefting a bisected table into the barrow.
“I’m supervising your diligent work.” Norongachi responded and lit a cigarra, he leaned on the bartop and took a long drag.
“Seems a lot like not helping.” The Kid grumbled as he manhandled the wheelbarrow toward the door.
“And that's why you aren’t a supervisor.” Salem responded with a stream of bluish-grey smoke. This was met with mumbled generic grumblings as The Kid disappeared into the street.
“Bossman!” came a voice and then after some grunting two regulars of the Kark appeared with a table between them. “Brought you some replacements, boys have a couple more coming. Sorry about last night, was a hell of a dust up eh? Ha ha” the man grinned, half his teeth missing and quite possibly still on the Karks floor.
“Put ‘em by the door boys. I appreciate it.” Sal replied with a nod. You could always rely on the reprobates to attempt to fix their mistakes before they inevitably made them again.
“Hear about Dave?” one of them began conversationally.
“Dave?” Sal never pretended to care about his patrons, or remember their names, they were walking bags of money as far as he was concerned.
“Short fella, Charr threw him at the ceiling last night. Bounced like five times before he bit Gabot on the leg.”
“Ohhhh DAVE,” Norongachi did remember that, the man was made of sterner stuff. “What about him?”
“Dead”
“Happens to us all.”
“Well yeah, usually you just drink to his memory but they found him in an alley south side of town, some in the west and the rest of him in the east. Ripped to bits, so I heard.” the barfly finished.
“Any idea by what?” Sal wasn't particularly interested but years of hardwired social etiquette made him ask.
“Not a clue boss, just one of those things I guess.” he replied with a shrug and then gave a short wave before he and his buddy departed.
“Just one of those things...” Norongachi said quietly as he stubbed out his cigarra and began sorting through broken glassware.
In the quiet of the night (the type of quiet usually associated with a great many people trying very hard to convince another group of people that they weren't, in fact, there holding a club) a song drifted into the air. It was off tune and known across all possible facets of reality wherever there is alcohol to be had. The singer usually doesn’t know where they heard it or why, after sixteen pints of beer, they are compelled to slur it with gusto while staggering home after a hard day at the bar.
“Show me the way to go home….” the singer had a half finished pint of beer in one hand and it sloshed its contents onto the street as he gestured with, what could be considered (By single celled organisms who had no concept of music and lived in the deepest depths of the ocean) the tune. “I’m tired and I want to go to beddddddd…” his feet seemed to have taken control of the situation and turned him down an alley, the darkness slipped in around the singer and the only light came from the end of the alleyway.
He stopped and with a tradition as old as time, unzipped his ragged trousers and placed a hand against the rusted metal wall. “I had a wee drink about an hour ago…” the pitter patter of urine joined the melody. “And it's gone straight to my head…” intense focus dropped the volume of his singing to almost a whisper as he squinted in the darkness trying, and failing, to miss his shoes.
The singer zipped, he took a drink of his pint and tossed the empty glass to the ground. “Oooohh ohhhh ohhh! Show! Me! The! Way! To! Go! Home!” each word in the song was punctuated by a stamp of his feet. If he’d known this was his last drink, he might have savoured it more. The scream drifted into the quiet of the night and it wouldn’t be the last the residents of the slums would hear before dawn.
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The Kark Off, humble establishment and setting for nightly, impromptu brawls, stabbings and ‘hitting that twat over the head with a chair because he might have looked at you funny’ ings, was quiet. The day had barely begun and the usual faces wouldn’t start arriving for worship at the altar of beer and whiskey for another few hours. It had tables, it had chairs, all arranged in such a way that when, not if, a disagreement among equals took place the least, in theory, amount of furniture would get caught in the ruckus. What remained from the night before were scattered fragments of wood, busted tables and, if wood could get PTSD, a very troubled chair in the corner.
Salem Norongachi, owner, proprietor and barkeep, gazed over the devastation with a sigh. He’d grown numb to it by this point but cleaning it up would always remain a right pain in his arse. The Kid was already hard at it, dumping amputee chairs into a wheelbarrow, his brown hair, as always, mangled into a shark fin by so much product that you could saw wood with it and not a strand would go astray.
“Are you going to help?” he asked hefting a bisected table into the barrow.
“I’m supervising your diligent work.” Norongachi responded and lit a cigarra, he leaned on the bartop and took a long drag.
“Seems a lot like not helping.” The Kid grumbled as he manhandled the wheelbarrow toward the door.
“And that's why you aren’t a supervisor.” Salem responded with a stream of bluish-grey smoke. This was met with mumbled generic grumblings as The Kid disappeared into the street.
“Bossman!” came a voice and then after some grunting two regulars of the Kark appeared with a table between them. “Brought you some replacements, boys have a couple more coming. Sorry about last night, was a hell of a dust up eh? Ha ha” the man grinned, half his teeth missing and quite possibly still on the Karks floor.
“Put ‘em by the door boys. I appreciate it.” Sal replied with a nod. You could always rely on the reprobates to attempt to fix their mistakes before they inevitably made them again.
“Hear about Dave?” one of them began conversationally.
“Dave?” Sal never pretended to care about his patrons, or remember their names, they were walking bags of money as far as he was concerned.
“Short fella, Charr threw him at the ceiling last night. Bounced like five times before he bit Gabot on the leg.”
“Ohhhh DAVE,” Norongachi did remember that, the man was made of sterner stuff. “What about him?”
“Dead”
“Happens to us all.”
“Well yeah, usually you just drink to his memory but they found him in an alley south side of town, some in the west and the rest of him in the east. Ripped to bits, so I heard.” the barfly finished.
“Any idea by what?” Sal wasn't particularly interested but years of hardwired social etiquette made him ask.
“Not a clue boss, just one of those things I guess.” he replied with a shrug and then gave a short wave before he and his buddy departed.
“Just one of those things...” Norongachi said quietly as he stubbed out his cigarra and began sorting through broken glassware.
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