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This discussion is inspired by the Gorillaz
http://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&persist_app=1&v=Nf_PmmlCiso
So there's something that I've been wanting to talk about. It's some of the fears surrounding the new trilogy that is coming from our teacher of bad life lessons and entertainment overlord. I am of course talking about Disney in all their dark brooding corporate evilness. So let's talk about this movie and some of the people producing it, first off is our director your boy J.J. Now despite what your feelings were for the new Star Trek movies and their gratuitous amounts of lens flares. You have to admit the movies were shot and directed fairly well, J.J knows what he's doing when it comes to Science Fiction and I personally have faith in his directing skills. I mean not that it matters what I think or anything, but the dude has moxy and he has my seal of approval. However I really do hope they cut down on the lends flares for this movie, I don't want to be sitting in an IMAX theater screaming "MY EYES, MY EYES!!!" As my retinas are burned from my skull.
http://i.imgur.com/m3HohEJ.gifv
Now if you will let's talk about our dark lord Disney and why I have faith in their movie making prowess. So what are two things Disney is super good at? Now you are probably thinking "Teaching good life lessons and how they make me feel all warm inside." Well you know what? YOU'RE WRONG!! THAT FEELING YOU HAVE IS YOU SLOWLY DYING!! AND THE LESSONS THEY TAUGHT YOU ARE GARBAGE!! YOU 'RE NOT A PRINCESS THERE IS NO KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR!! FETH YOU!!! YOU'RE A PRINCESS WAKE UP AARON YOU'RE A PRINCESS!! WHERES MY KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR!?!
http://i.imgur.com/n9jlbj1.gifv
Oh um yeah *cough* The answer is this. One, Exploiting people. and two, making good movies. Yes that's right, making good movies. For any of you who haven't seen Big Hero Six go see it. It's really really good. So anyway guys I would like to move on to my final point on why you can trust Disney with the Star Wars universe.
Marvel. That's right Marvel, when Disney bought Marvel from that ancient genius Stan Lee they took that universe and just went fucking ham bro. They didn't tone down the violence in the comics at all, people were still getting decapitated left and right. They started to interconnect the universe and build an awesome story with the avengers initiative phase of their movies. Now when I first saw the avengers in the theater at 12 AM on a Thursday it was the best piece of fan boy pornography I have ever seen in my life at the moment. But when I look back at it I have to say it really wasn't as great as I thought it was when I first watched it. But that's a discussion for another time. Now we all know what happened when they expanded into their Marvel Cosmic phase, we got Guardians Of The Galaxy. And I mean come on guys. Come on. After watching that movie and how amazing it was and how much respect they paid to the source material, I have no doubt that our dark lord Disney will take care of Star Wars and do it the justice it deserves. I mean it can't be any worse than episodes one through three right? Actually don't answer that. But these are reasons why I feel that Disney the evil money loving and Deadmou5 suing corporation will do good and not screw us over. And before you say it! Yes Iron Man 2 and 3 did kind of suck. Just try to forgot those! Anyway this is your funky fresh not so overlord anymore saying to have fun and do ya thing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&persist_app=1&v=Nf_PmmlCiso
So there's something that I've been wanting to talk about. It's some of the fears surrounding the new trilogy that is coming from our teacher of bad life lessons and entertainment overlord. I am of course talking about Disney in all their dark brooding corporate evilness. So let's talk about this movie and some of the people producing it, first off is our director your boy J.J. Now despite what your feelings were for the new Star Trek movies and their gratuitous amounts of lens flares. You have to admit the movies were shot and directed fairly well, J.J knows what he's doing when it comes to Science Fiction and I personally have faith in his directing skills. I mean not that it matters what I think or anything, but the dude has moxy and he has my seal of approval. However I really do hope they cut down on the lends flares for this movie, I don't want to be sitting in an IMAX theater screaming "MY EYES, MY EYES!!!" As my retinas are burned from my skull.
http://i.imgur.com/m3HohEJ.gifv
Now if you will let's talk about our dark lord Disney and why I have faith in their movie making prowess. So what are two things Disney is super good at? Now you are probably thinking "Teaching good life lessons and how they make me feel all warm inside." Well you know what? YOU'RE WRONG!! THAT FEELING YOU HAVE IS YOU SLOWLY DYING!! AND THE LESSONS THEY TAUGHT YOU ARE GARBAGE!! YOU 'RE NOT A PRINCESS THERE IS NO KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR!! FETH YOU!!! YOU'RE A PRINCESS WAKE UP AARON YOU'RE A PRINCESS!! WHERES MY KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR!?!
http://i.imgur.com/n9jlbj1.gifv
Oh um yeah *cough* The answer is this. One, Exploiting people. and two, making good movies. Yes that's right, making good movies. For any of you who haven't seen Big Hero Six go see it. It's really really good. So anyway guys I would like to move on to my final point on why you can trust Disney with the Star Wars universe.
Marvel. That's right Marvel, when Disney bought Marvel from that ancient genius Stan Lee they took that universe and just went fucking ham bro. They didn't tone down the violence in the comics at all, people were still getting decapitated left and right. They started to interconnect the universe and build an awesome story with the avengers initiative phase of their movies. Now when I first saw the avengers in the theater at 12 AM on a Thursday it was the best piece of fan boy pornography I have ever seen in my life at the moment. But when I look back at it I have to say it really wasn't as great as I thought it was when I first watched it. But that's a discussion for another time. Now we all know what happened when they expanded into their Marvel Cosmic phase, we got Guardians Of The Galaxy. And I mean come on guys. Come on. After watching that movie and how amazing it was and how much respect they paid to the source material, I have no doubt that our dark lord Disney will take care of Star Wars and do it the justice it deserves. I mean it can't be any worse than episodes one through three right? Actually don't answer that. But these are reasons why I feel that Disney the evil money loving and Deadmou5 suing corporation will do good and not screw us over. And before you say it! Yes Iron Man 2 and 3 did kind of suck. Just try to forgot those! Anyway this is your funky fresh not so overlord anymore saying to have fun and do ya thing
