The Dark Side's Secret Isn't Just Cookies....

[Ibby]

Today I decided to throw all of my money at Barnes and Noble in order to stock up on more Star Wars books. Whilst perusing their online wares, I made a shocking discovery: I stumbled upon how the One Sith manage to gobble up territory and the likes so often, as well as why we've got so many dark siders running around.

The Sith Manual....

Is cheaper...

Than the Jedi Manual!

The Imperials aren't doing so bad, either. I wonder if the First Order secretly uses it

Seriously though, Jedi. If you want more people to join you, lower your prices!! Two U.S. dollars go a long way! You can't tell me you guys are that broke!

Then again...



And yes, my Kindle is named "The Holocron of Knowledge".

 

[La'kuus Quelin]

[member="Ibby"]

I mean Sith use giant robot armies, and Republic usually has volunteers. I wonder who would have more money, the guys who spend every cent on ships for their troops, or the guys who's ships are their troops.

 

[Fabula Caromed]

I thought the secret was skintight black leather. I was sure that was why the Sith were more popular.

<.<;;

 

[Valiens Nantaris]

[member="Fabula Caromed"]
You've now given everyone mental images of Palpatine, Dooku and Maul in leather catsuits.

I hope you're happy.

 

[Jsc]

[member="Valiens Nantaris"]

I could photoshop us up something if you'd like? Do you prefer your Cat Maul with pink flurry ears or fox tails? You're choice.

 

[Valiens Nantaris]

[member="Jay Scott Clark"]
Fox tails.

*Readies banhammer*

 

[Sibar Laval]

[member="Ibby"]

HOW DID THEY KNOW?! Nonsense! We use superior tactics.