The Evil Thread of Evil

[Beowoof]

The evil war chief Geronivous paced the command deck of evil aboard his Deliverance-class vessel, Nefarious Constrictor. Evil needed to be done in evil order, and today was a very evil day for evil. Unfortunately for the galaxy, today also called for an extra side of evil.

Pointing evilly at an insufficiently evil, expendable crewman, Geronivous spoke through his kaleesh mask of evil and demanded that more evil be brought to assist in the evil undertaking of evil deeds. "Get me the most evil man to be found within the nearest five hundred parsecs on the line."

The insufficiently evil crewman immediately complied with Geronvious' evil decree and soon found the evil [member="Warlord Bobdonovich"] on the evil Directory of Evil. This must be a very evil individual in-evil-deed. His evil rating of evilness was off the evil charts--though, still thousands of evil points below the evil rating of Geronivous and [member="Anja Aj'Rou"].

"Open contact immediately," the evil warlord war chief demanded. But he was too evil to stand about and wait on some insufficiently evil crewman to get the evil comrade on the comms line. Evil can't wait all day! So Geronivous stomped with heavy footsteps of evil and evilly slung the un-evil crewman out of his chair of insignificant evil and punched in the numbers with his evil-looking fingers himself.

"Warlord Bobdonovich," the evil kaleesh greeted. "So evil to see you."

 

[Warlord Bobdonovich]

Bobdonovich, after evilly killing a former member of the evil society of evil, received an evil call from a man who so evilly calls himself @Geronivous. Putting his most evil face on, the evil clawdite answered the call. "Evil day. How evil to meet you, Geronivous. In what evil manner did you get a hold of this evil line to contact me?" Bobdonovich responded with an evil smile. The most evil part of this smile, of course, is that it is completely invisible under this evil armor that Bob is wearing. How evil Bobdonovich thought to with a sense of evil, evilly chuckling to himself.

 

[Beowoof]

It just so happened that evil War Chief Ronny was also wearing an evil mask of evil over his evil facial features to disguise his evil intentions. He and the evil [member="Warlord Bobdonovich"] seemed to be of like-minded evil, the deviousness of their evil evilly concealed. It is a bright future for evil. "Bobdonovich!" Geronivous replied with an evil tone produced with an evil grin. "What do you say to you and I having an evil little chat together where no one would suspect our evil plans--Ord Mantell!"

A facetious, un-evil officer cackled a fake laugh of evil behind the evil warlord and was silenced by the evil hand of the evil kaleesh, an evil snap echoing throughout the command bridge of evil of the evil flagship as his power of evil was unleashed with complete evilness.

Geronivous shook his head and rolled his evil eyes before resuming the evil conversation of evil. "So. Shall we ascertain some Evil Lite and work out some schemes of evil? It's on the house, of course."

 

[Warlord Bobdonovich]

Bobdonovich smiled an evil smile only he knew how to wear so evilly under his mask of evil. Evilly, the evil Bobdonovich let out an evil reply to the evil reply this chief of evilness had given him so evilly, "Well, evil sir, let's get these evil plans of evil that we are planning so evilly under way? What evil place would be evil enough to contain the two of us evil sirs while keeping our non-evil counterparts from finding out where we could be so evilly having an evil conversation?"

Bobdonovich chuckled his evil chuckle he inherited from his evil father who was quite evil, but was only evilly bested by the evil Bobdonovich himself. Evil.

 

[Beowoof]

"I was considering the evil cantina known as Evil Flair on Ord Mantell. It's a popular place with evil people to discuss evil things." Or Mantell was also a neutral world, so Geronivous and Bobdonovich would not need to evade any sort of political red tape just to sit down to a nice evil meal and an Evil Lite beer and talk evil. "They'll never suspect that we could be so evil to go to the most obvious place for evil when we should be too evil to even grace such a place with our most evil presence. It's evilly genius." Indeed, it was quite an evil and cunning plan established with evil intent by the evil mastermind of evil plans of evil.

"I shall see you there, Bobdonovich. May your day be filled with evil." The evil Kaleesh then switched off his holoprojector of evil and turned to his evil crewmen aboard the evil ship that was his evil instrument of mighty evil. "Prepare my shuttle for Ord Mantell. If you are evil enough, complimentary Evil Lite will be provided."

Everything was feeling evilly evil on this evil day for evil.

[member="Warlord Bobdonovich"]