The Galactic Republic Announces Pantless Tuesdays

[Jack Sparrow]

It is with great pride, honor, and a bit of a draft that I announce the implementation of Pantless Tuesdays within the Galactic Republic. This is not a decision I take lightly; rather it is one that was brought forth and championed by the people of the Republic, and delivered to me with a bottle of whiskey. After careful consideration and a good deal of imbibing, I put pen to paper and now feel sober enough to announce it to the galaxy-at-large.

So, if you are looking for a place where you can be free of oppression, free of evil magicians stomping on your heads and whining about how awful life is, and free of things covering you from the waist down, I invite you to consider the Galactic Republic.

Pantless Tuesdays for the People! (R)(TM)​

 

[Aithne Charr]

You know, i almost prefer the tyrant that came before...

(Lol love the announcement)

 

[Helen Louie]

Cheers! Cheers all around! Everyone gets drinks!

 

[Darth Banshee]

Okay but I wearing a long top

 

[Sanya Val Lerium]

[member="Jack Sparrow"] is this mandatory to be pantieless on Tuesdays our is that up to us?

Because if not I'll be on sekalus every Tuesday and well out of the republic zone.

 

[Abelain Narv'uk]

[member="Jack Sparrow"]

This is an obvious attempt by the Republic to raise their current population. Next they'll be enforcing a law that requires smooth jazz in all homes on Wednesdays.
And it makes me laugh.

 

[Sanya Val Lerium]

[member="Abelain Narv'uk"] no no no sax music pure love making sax music

 

[Jack Sparrow]

[member="Solan Charr"], "almost" means "not quite," so I'm still ahead on the day.

[member="Abelain Narv'uk"], smooth jazz? No, mate, we here in the Republic don't fool around when it comes to our jazz. It's Coltrane or no train.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R416VHIL514[/youtube]

 

[Hailey Sosis]

Fine

 

[Jsc]

~ With a Rebel Yell, she cried More More More ~​

~ In the Tuesday Hour, she cried More More More ~​

~ More More More ! ~​

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[Cassus Akovin]

Wait, you mean to tell me this isn't galactic standard?

...

Well I have some awkward explaining to do then...

 

[Sezathi]

Not exactly a citizen of the Republic... but eh.

 

[Cecily Demici]

Gee, I think I got this one mixed up.