Bad Kitty
THE JEDI/REN SUPER FRIENDS POWER HOUR
Episode IV: A New Holo
Episode IV: A New Holo
It is a dark time for the cinema industry.
The premiere of the comedy horror holo film SCARY HOLO 7 has come to the attention of the First Order's Knights of Ren. From their secret base of operations of Castum Umbra on Dosuun, the assassin known as CHIYO REN travels from Imperial space to the Silver Sanctum Coalition in the hopes of screening this critically acclaimed jewel of adolescent humor.
En route, he stops at Voss, where the Ren is awaited by none other than Jedi Knight THÉODRED HEAVENSHIELD of the Order of the Silver Jedi. Because there was nothing better to do on a Zhellday night than cruise to the holos with your best bro.
...also, his only bro. But, that was just because [member="NORAH KITTS-CASTILLON"] was technically a chick and, thus, ineligible for full bro status.
Don't complain to me about it. Take it up with the Equal Bro-tunity office in HR.
Even now, the forces of the Sith and the Jedi converge upon an unsuspecting ticket clerk at the Regal Holo Nine...
The Kalos System
The piece of popcorn bounced off the youngling's nose.
He'd meant to toss it up at catch it in his mouth. As the salty snack went flying from his face, it was clear that things were not going to plan. Of course, there was no plan. They were at the holos and neither had any parents around, which made them arguably the most dangerous thing in the whole universe: Unaccompanied minors.
...with Force powers.
How a Primeval missionary and a Silver Jedi came to be friends is the story of a convoluted series of events we won't revisit here, because condensing four or five threads into some half-assed paragraph or throw-away reference line wouldn't do justice to the fact that some crazy stuff had happened and the two were well acquainted as a result.
The pair had voyaged across the heavens to arrive on Voss for this august premiere of the latest in what was certain to be low brow humor from a franchise known for catering to the juvenile crowd. Celebrated warriors, both of them, they strode across the hangar bay like they owned it and marched straight up...
...to the back of the line.
And, man, was it one hell of a line. "I hope it's not sold out," the Pantoran remarked, looking up at his Jedi companion. "You think maybe we should have bought our tickets on-line?"
[member="Théodred Heavenshield"]
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