Factory Judge
Location: Coruscant, Underworld.
Tap tap.
The crusty blue hand of the Chiss Senator from Iskadrell began adjusting the mic.
"Fal Gore here, you guys hear me just fine?"
It was a pretty dismal day down in the refineries of the Underworld. This particular stump speech was being held outside the entrance to many of the foundries, by a roach coach food truck. A mediocre size of blue collar workers and participants had joined the gathering, many eyes eager to hear what would be their first stump speech.
"I'm Fal Gore... and I'm not here to bullkark you."
"The Senate are lazy, corrupt, and BOUGHT AND PAID for by BIG CORPO. How many have you seen before? In person, not talking blue heads on your holoscreens. What do they know about life here on these cold streets. They're not about this life, they don't have the BIG, FAT DICE to cut it."
He raised his hands and started aggressively pointing into the crowd.
"THEY write the LAWS here. The Senators are bereft, contemptuously stuffing their greedy FAT PUPPET BOY faces with our tax dollars. They don't even have platforms, they just keep getting shoed in by their corrupt ELITIST FAT friends. So what is Fal Gore's platform, what am I bringing you.
I stand for OPEN CARRY.
MANDATORY GUN OWNERSHIP.
LEGALIZING ALL DRUGS.
DEFUNDING THE POLICE.
AMNESTY FOR ALL CURRENT MISDEMEANOR CRIMINALS.
AND LEGALIZED MURDER."
The crowd looked extremely confused, as if this was a joke, and began to murmur loudly between each other. "What about the Jedi," one man cried out.
"For the Jedi, our supposed Galactic Alliance defenders. I hate you. They're just as responsible for the destruction of my homeworld Csilla as any Sith animal. Defund those no-neck having poodoo farmers. Murder will be legal and they're at the top of the list. Capital punishment is this nation's backbone. We'll put a gun in every child's hands and then point them at the Jedi bantha-loving cultists. Someone does what the Jedi do to us, they deserve no less than murder, and then you get to take everything they own. It's our Galactic given right.
Some man or woman steps to you, under my Chancellorship, you can GUN THEM DOWN like the taun-taun-licking dogs they are.
For the police, their subservient lapdogs, I hope you all get stabbed in the crowd later. I hope your speeders get jacked in the parking lot, and I hope a pack of kowakians fornicate in the back of your cruisers, you jawa-juice slurping beta boys. And what Senator is going to stop me? What Senator is fighting for your vote? They're too busy trading messages and flirting on the HoloNet.
VOTE FOR FAL GORE. LEGALIZE MURDER. #876 MORE GORE. I'm defunding the Police and we're going to murder all of them."
The moderator, looking as confused and stunned as the crowd, signalled now was the time for crowd interaction and questions.
Tap tap.
The crusty blue hand of the Chiss Senator from Iskadrell began adjusting the mic.
"Fal Gore here, you guys hear me just fine?"
It was a pretty dismal day down in the refineries of the Underworld. This particular stump speech was being held outside the entrance to many of the foundries, by a roach coach food truck. A mediocre size of blue collar workers and participants had joined the gathering, many eyes eager to hear what would be their first stump speech.
"I'm Fal Gore... and I'm not here to bullkark you."
"The Senate are lazy, corrupt, and BOUGHT AND PAID for by BIG CORPO. How many have you seen before? In person, not talking blue heads on your holoscreens. What do they know about life here on these cold streets. They're not about this life, they don't have the BIG, FAT DICE to cut it."
He raised his hands and started aggressively pointing into the crowd.
"THEY write the LAWS here. The Senators are bereft, contemptuously stuffing their greedy FAT PUPPET BOY faces with our tax dollars. They don't even have platforms, they just keep getting shoed in by their corrupt ELITIST FAT friends. So what is Fal Gore's platform, what am I bringing you.
I stand for OPEN CARRY.
MANDATORY GUN OWNERSHIP.
LEGALIZING ALL DRUGS.
DEFUNDING THE POLICE.
AMNESTY FOR ALL CURRENT MISDEMEANOR CRIMINALS.
AND LEGALIZED MURDER."
The crowd looked extremely confused, as if this was a joke, and began to murmur loudly between each other. "What about the Jedi," one man cried out.
"For the Jedi, our supposed Galactic Alliance defenders. I hate you. They're just as responsible for the destruction of my homeworld Csilla as any Sith animal. Defund those no-neck having poodoo farmers. Murder will be legal and they're at the top of the list. Capital punishment is this nation's backbone. We'll put a gun in every child's hands and then point them at the Jedi bantha-loving cultists. Someone does what the Jedi do to us, they deserve no less than murder, and then you get to take everything they own. It's our Galactic given right.
Some man or woman steps to you, under my Chancellorship, you can GUN THEM DOWN like the taun-taun-licking dogs they are.
For the police, their subservient lapdogs, I hope you all get stabbed in the crowd later. I hope your speeders get jacked in the parking lot, and I hope a pack of kowakians fornicate in the back of your cruisers, you jawa-juice slurping beta boys. And what Senator is going to stop me? What Senator is fighting for your vote? They're too busy trading messages and flirting on the HoloNet.
VOTE FOR FAL GORE. LEGALIZE MURDER. #876 MORE GORE. I'm defunding the Police and we're going to murder all of them."
The moderator, looking as confused and stunned as the crowd, signalled now was the time for crowd interaction and questions.