The pysco has a kid?!?!

[Sibar Laval]

http://starwarsrp.net/topic/77126-aspen-laval/#entry1137785

Just another pysco.

 

[Natasi Fortan]

Yeah, I'm going to need to see a DNA test before the First Order starts paying out on the inevitable insurance claims.

In triplicate.

 

[Sibar Laval]

[member="Natasi Fortan"]

Hey I get paid next to dirt for this job!

 

[Aram Kalast]

Actually the dirt gets quite a high level monthly bonus...puts it above your pay grade trooper.

 

[Razelle Breuner]

Have you seen the life expectancy of most dirt? Waaaay higher than the average stormie. Just think about what their health plan is like. And I've never seen soil with bad teeth, so you just know it has to include dental.

 

[Sibar Laval]

[member="Razelle Breuner"]

The dirt has a higher life expectancy......

[member="Aram Kalast"]

You got some explaining to do.

 

[Cali]

[member="Sibar Laval"] Well dirt has the NFU backing in, storm troopers have never formed a union so, you know.