Ashin Varanin
Professional Enabler
"All ships, this is Captain Alec Rekali. Thanks for getting to Terminus on such short notice. We've got a bit of a specialized problem, y'might say, and it's all hands on deck.
"You know we've run into some trouble with the Qektoth Confederation. We know'em for cyborg biotech, war crimes, human experimentation, Sith nastiness, and guns that can straight-up bypass our shields. No fun to mess with, and a big part of our work lately has been bottling them up, keeping them isolated. Well, we goofed.
"In two hours, the Governor's Ball goes down here on Terminus. We cracked a Qektoth agent who admitted there's a lot more like him going to be attending the Ball. They're here to make friendly with the government of Terminus, and that can't happen. They're also here to make contact with agents of the First Order, we think, and that definitely can't happen.
"So here's what I did. I used a really stupid amount of my grandpa's money, and got a bunch of invitations and fancy clothes. Fancy by Terminus standards, anyway. Frontier chic. Think tailed coats and ruffles. Tonight you're all Outer Rim hoity toity folks, and all your screwups of decorum are because you're from the fething Outer Rim.
"I've also got a few jury-rigged handheld sensors that'll let you pick up Qektoth implants if you're about a metre away from someone. Keep'em in your purse or something. We don't know who the Qektoth agents are. Could be anyone. Fortunately, we don't think they know we know they're up to something, so they won't be looking for you.
"When you land, Underground runners will get you your invitations, fancy duds, and short-range Qektoth detectors. Get into this fething shindig and be subtle about it. Last thing we need is to piss off Terminus. But we also need to send a message to the Qektoth.
"Our job is to identify, and then capture or kill, every single Qektoth agent in there. We don't know how many there are, we don't know what they look like, and we can't do any of it openly. Lure people into cloakrooms, jump them on balconies, seduce them, drug them, cosh them, slice them, shank them -- I don't care what or how you do it. All that matters is we get as many as possible, and we were never here. People just start...leaving the party early.
"We pull this off in plain sight, or bad things happen. Let's do this. All ships: get fancy."
"You know we've run into some trouble with the Qektoth Confederation. We know'em for cyborg biotech, war crimes, human experimentation, Sith nastiness, and guns that can straight-up bypass our shields. No fun to mess with, and a big part of our work lately has been bottling them up, keeping them isolated. Well, we goofed.
"In two hours, the Governor's Ball goes down here on Terminus. We cracked a Qektoth agent who admitted there's a lot more like him going to be attending the Ball. They're here to make friendly with the government of Terminus, and that can't happen. They're also here to make contact with agents of the First Order, we think, and that definitely can't happen.
"So here's what I did. I used a really stupid amount of my grandpa's money, and got a bunch of invitations and fancy clothes. Fancy by Terminus standards, anyway. Frontier chic. Think tailed coats and ruffles. Tonight you're all Outer Rim hoity toity folks, and all your screwups of decorum are because you're from the fething Outer Rim.
"I've also got a few jury-rigged handheld sensors that'll let you pick up Qektoth implants if you're about a metre away from someone. Keep'em in your purse or something. We don't know who the Qektoth agents are. Could be anyone. Fortunately, we don't think they know we know they're up to something, so they won't be looking for you.
"When you land, Underground runners will get you your invitations, fancy duds, and short-range Qektoth detectors. Get into this fething shindig and be subtle about it. Last thing we need is to piss off Terminus. But we also need to send a message to the Qektoth.
"Our job is to identify, and then capture or kill, every single Qektoth agent in there. We don't know how many there are, we don't know what they look like, and we can't do any of it openly. Lure people into cloakrooms, jump them on balconies, seduce them, drug them, cosh them, slice them, shank them -- I don't care what or how you do it. All that matters is we get as many as possible, and we were never here. People just start...leaving the party early.
"We pull this off in plain sight, or bad things happen. Let's do this. All ships: get fancy."