The Starscream to my Megatron

[Dredge]

As the tittle says I need a second in command, or at least a scheming person whose willing to help Dredge exact revenge on everyone who is on his kill list. Someone to help take control of Dredge's small yet growing army.

Job Requirments
- Be somewhat competent
- Be Evil, not the brooding anti hero sith evil. But raw baby eating evil
- Try to kill me at least once in our relationship
- Be able to file and complete paperwork.
- Have an undying hatred for all things good and cuddly

If you feel like you can fit this please apply within

 

[Darth Carnifex]

You can be my second-in-command bby.

XOXO

 

[Ereza]

What I really think you need is a bit of hot alphabet soup and some grilled cheese.

 

[Dredge]

[member="Darth Vornskr"]
Actually I do need someone to train Dredge. Right now he's just a walking bomb with no idea how to use the powers of a Sith Lord. So I suppose if you are willing to take time out of your torture routine I'd gladly do the whole second in command thing for you.

However I still need my second in command so that we can make erred boy inception jokes

 

[Darth Carnifex]

Teim to get the crew back togetha.

[member="Dredge"]

 

[Dredge]

[member="Darth Vornskr"]

Awww yeah son, want me to set up a thread?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&persist_app=1&v=hQo1HIcSVtg

 

[Darth Carnifex]

Go for it meng.

[member="Dredge"]

 

[Dredge]

[member="Darth Vornskr"]
I shall do that when I go to lunch, work is keeping a brotha down

 

[Dredge]

Also anyone still reading and interested the position to command an army of Graug and Vong is still available at the low low price of an application.

 

[Durotar]

[member="Dredge"] [member="Darth Vornskr"]

Do I dare?

 

[Dredge]

[member="Kaggak"]

Yes, you do dare. In fact it's a double dog dare

 

[Balaya Praelior Zambrano]

So you want someone who when you are in the bathroom, asleep, away for an hour, eating dinner, sick, stuck in traffic or dead to be around yelling "DREDGE IS INDISPOSED... I'M IN CHARGE!!!"

 

[Dredge]

[member="Darth Praelior"]

See this person gets it. Just try to imagine the relationship between Starscream and Megatron only with more domestic violence

 

[Durotar]

[member="Kaggak"]

dare. In fact it's a double dog dare