[member="Kezeroth the Beholder"]
As great as a rage-fueled battle worthy of fury-hardened cannon fodder sounded right about now, charging an armored bounty hunter with that kind of weaponry at his disposal seemed a bit too stupid for Cen's taste. He only popped up his head briefly, observing the black tar-like substance engulfing the environment of the bar before ducking back down before he was spotted. He needed a very overly-complex and convoluted plan capable of outsmarting this beast, but one that was nonlethal. As easy as it would be to lop someone's head off and call it quits, Cen could not help but feel like he was cheating. Of course, most situations it was out of your hands; in the real world, heads had to fly, no doubt about that. But here, it was unnecessary, and besides, he needed the goliath alive in order to find out more about this so-called Kezeroth.
He had come all this way from Tattooine, through the fire and flames of only the Force knows how many explosions, and over the corpses of many, many people. He felt absurdly angry. "Dammit, after all this and now I'm hunkered down in some underbelly cantina because of this jolly red giant tossing explosives like we're liberating Naboo," thought a frustrated Tessek. He ran a few dozen scenarios through his head, all of them coming to the same conclusion: he would get stuck in the black tar-stuff out there, which would leave him open for the bounty hunter. Befuddled, Cen thought, "Is he even a bounty hunter?" But no, this was not the time for that. He immediately refocused his train of thought upon the situation at hand.
It would be too noisy to cut through the wall to sneak around, and unless there was some hidden trapdoor, he'd need to go through the front, and right into the bounty hunter. It was a crappy situation and only getting crappier, but Cen had no intention of meeting that monster on his own terms. He could bum rush him, then use the streets, but he would still need to find a way to traverse the black gum that coated the entire bar. He glanced up, eying the ceiling, suddenly aware of the dangling, once-fluorescent lights that descended from the derelict (and now very, very black) roof. The substance seemed sticky, what if he used that to assist his traverse across the bomb zone? "Hey, bartender? Got any gloves?" he asked the sniveling man, currently curled up in the fetal position and seemingly waiting for the sweet, sweet end of his misery.
The bartender pointed him to a pair, some rather impressive and expensive-looking synthcloth ones, located in one of the cabinets beneath the bar. Cen slipped them on and they felt nice, but their baby blue color suited him about as well as a diaper, and he felt no remorse for intending their destruction. He double-checked the lightsabre's latch, only to be certain his crazy plan would not result in his disarmament, and proceeded to step onto the bar. "This is stupid," he muttered to himself, a noble last words before he leaped through the air and latched onto one of the lights with his hands. Largely, his grip had little to do with it, the black goop sucking his palm right up and holding it there with what seemed to be ten times the force of gravity. The lamp, however, lacked its strength and began to give with a creak.
Throwing his legs back and forth, Cen swung from the lamp, slipping his hand from the glove, and inadvertently sending it crashing down onto the ground. If the bounty hunter was not aware of his plan, he would be now, meaning Cen had mere seconds to complete his journey. "Thank Karr for giving me these biceps," he silently prayed before leaping to a wall near the entrance whilst discarding his final glove. This would be the tricky part, a misstep here would mean a broken ankle and a face full of black nastiness. He had to kick off the wall while simultaneously kicking off his shoe, he would land on the other foot and leap off out of the exit while also simultaneously discarding that shoe. The first part when off without a hitch; the second was where it went wrong. He landed wrong, his ankle threatening to snap and in a desperate bid to save himself he leaped prematurely, inadvertently slamming into the frame of the door.