Things Someone Should Never Say While Intimate

[Slot 8]

The rules are simple. Just post a phrase that would make an intimate moment become awkward and/or disturbing! Gifs are allowed! Remember: PG-13, people! I'll go first:

"My precioussssssss......."

 

[Rex Praxus]

"Pass the remote"

 

[Blackhot]

"Brb, bubbleguts strikes again."

 

[Poet]

"Wait... Damn. My aunt Flo always did hate you. :c"

 

[Blackhot]

"Well, that was fast."

 

[Poet]

"So, uh... You almost done?"

 

[EmKay]

"Quiet will you, this is my favourite part!"

 

[Rex Praxus]

I love this commercial

 

[Slot 8]

"Just a minute. Let me go get my rash ointment..."

 

[Revenchent]

Spoiler cause S word.

Spoiler

 

[Xander Lok]

Did you shave?

 

[sabrina]

so who`s julie

 

[Revenchent]

I'm making myself laugh.

 

[ST LCPL Radon]

"This one time at band camp"

 

[Slot 8]

"Oh, I'm sorry. Were you going to eat that?"

 

[Tathra Khaeus]

"Well, you might want to get tested..."

 

[Darth Carnifex]

"I'm leaking."

 

[Poet]

"My ex used to love this."

 

[Garza]

"I love someone who looks exactly like you....... your sister"

 

[Vanya Belkit]

Wait, Stacy. No, Brittney? No no no. Sara right? ...