Bad Kitty
He was a Sith hopeful. A student of the Academy on Korriban. He would one day hold the secrets of Sith Magic and perhaps even bring order to the galaxy as a future Darth. Then the companion galaxies. Then the extra galaxies. Then, who knew, maybe that would be enough.
He was also thirteen years old.
So when he'd heard that Tenoo was a last minute addition to Saylor Twift's The Epochs Tour, the Sith mouser knew he had to get tickets.
For one thing, Saylor Twift. How could a Sith be a Twiftie? How could they not? Anti-Villain, Cruel Spring, Look What I Made You Do... she was totes Sith. Probably a secret agent of the Inquisitorious or maybe a Darth who used the Force to project a voice that sang of the power of the Dark Side. I mean, Black Blood, what!? So, of course, the young Cathar had ditched his Sith robe for a Saylor t-shirt that was just slightly too big for him.
For another thing, this was where the young Cathar kit was from. No, seriously. The Powl tribe was home to Tenoo's primary moon of Dedoon. He'd grown up hunting karnis birds and coosta mice here and there. And, no offense to the Sith cafeteria chefs, but after experiencing the dead, dead, and dead-er gray mass that passed as meat, the opportunity to go hunting was a very welcome one.
Who in nine hells liked their meat well-done? Omnivores, that's who.
If there was a true villain in the galaxy, it wasn't the Sith. It was whoever ordered their meat well-done.
The planet had always had a bustling market -- being this close to Yarrum ensured that the sector had an unusually high amount of traffic for the Outer Rim, just don't ask if the goods being traded were legitimate or not -- but now it felt like the population had swelled to three times what the Cathar had experienced before. The weight of Twifties descending on Tenoo was just one example of how crazy Twifties were.
It was also going to make scoring a ticket that much harder.