Grifter
Jaani was beginning to lose his patience with the arrogant man in the store. By the teeth of the great Gooberfish Nashty, he'd even dressed in common clothes to go to the shops. They felt constricting and itched. Why would someone cover their arms anyway?
A few days ago he'd purchased a datapad with a set of software designed for people who were either blind, or with significant vvvv. Apparently no one had taken the time to write the software to translate basic into Gungan glyphs. Most Gungans simply learned written aurabesh, but Jaani had simply never found the time. The simple databad started on a search page and Jaani only had to say what he was searching for and it would read out results. However, when he'd finally found something of interest, he'd hit a stumbling block.
"Ok, so who do you have a mail account with?" the store assistant repeated, as if the words would suddenly have meaning for Jaani.
Jaani grimaced and repeated carefully to the assistant. "Mesa...have...no...mail...account."
"Right, if you don't have one you can't send this...[member=Mrrew] a message. Are you even sure this is even a real advert? It isn't even spelled correctly."
Jaani drew himself up to his full height, crossed his arms over his chest and stared the little bearded man down with his bad eye. The shop assistant looked to the side as if searching for help, but it didn't come.
Thirty minutes later Jaani had been shown how to use a basic mail client, had been set up with an address and the assistant had even thrown in some software for teaching infants to read and write basic. The shop assistant had tried to help edit some of the parts of the message that the transcription software had struggled with, but eventually had given up and sent the message just to get rid of the crotchety Gungan.
"Dear Mrrew,
Mesa sendin message over the nets to yousa advert for huntin bombad beast of the sea. Many years essperence crunchen undersea.
Tanken Yousa
Jar knee doo sun."
A few days ago he'd purchased a datapad with a set of software designed for people who were either blind, or with significant vvvv. Apparently no one had taken the time to write the software to translate basic into Gungan glyphs. Most Gungans simply learned written aurabesh, but Jaani had simply never found the time. The simple databad started on a search page and Jaani only had to say what he was searching for and it would read out results. However, when he'd finally found something of interest, he'd hit a stumbling block.
"Ok, so who do you have a mail account with?" the store assistant repeated, as if the words would suddenly have meaning for Jaani.
Jaani grimaced and repeated carefully to the assistant. "Mesa...have...no...mail...account."
"Right, if you don't have one you can't send this...[member=Mrrew] a message. Are you even sure this is even a real advert? It isn't even spelled correctly."
Jaani drew himself up to his full height, crossed his arms over his chest and stared the little bearded man down with his bad eye. The shop assistant looked to the side as if searching for help, but it didn't come.
Thirty minutes later Jaani had been shown how to use a basic mail client, had been set up with an address and the assistant had even thrown in some software for teaching infants to read and write basic. The shop assistant had tried to help edit some of the parts of the message that the transcription software had struggled with, but eventually had given up and sent the message just to get rid of the crotchety Gungan.
"Dear Mrrew,
Mesa sendin message over the nets to yousa advert for huntin bombad beast of the sea. Many years essperence crunchen undersea.
Tanken Yousa
Jar knee doo sun."