Approved Tech Toaster knife

[Jak Sandrow]

Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
http://www.yourprops.com/movieprops/original/yp_4eaefd252c9452.83808592/The-Hitchhiker-s-Guide-to-the-Galaxy-Loaf-of-bread-and-lightsaber-knife-4.jpg

Intent: To create a utensil for busy households.
Development Thread: No
Manufacturer: Cutlery Inc.
Model: a knife
Affiliation: Busy households everywhere
Modularity: It can be blue, if you want it to be. Or green. Or yellow. Or white.
Production: Mass-Produced
Material: Stainless durasteel
Description: The toaster knife was developed to ease morning pressure, for the families who need toast NOW. As much as it looks like a lightsaber, it's actually nothing more than a glowing vibroblade. That doesn't vibrate. It can change colour, so if you get several, and keep the safety plastic wrap around them, your kids can have lightsaber fights!
The toaster knife is able to cut bread, and toast it at the same time, cutting the process of breakfast down by a factor of 10. Now you can be slightly less late to work!
Call now to get a second knife free! And if you get a friend to call that mentions your name, you both get yet another knife!
Call 7-025-2456-244553-234-23 to get your toaster knife!
Batteries not included.
Classification: Knife (shiv?)
Size: One-handed
Length: 10 cm
Weight: 100 g
Other Features: Not resistant to anything other than durasteel.

 

[Valiens Nantaris]

@[member="Elijah Rowlin"]

Not sure if this is frivolous or not. Is there a point to this submission beyond "that's a cool idea!".

I admit I laughed, but I'm not sure if this is a proper tech entry or not.

 

[Jak Sandrow]

It is. Right alongside the Spork and fluffy animals.

 

[Valiens Nantaris]

@[member="Elijah Rowlin"]

It's unnecessary, but approved. Unlike those things this is actually different from what exists in canon.

Ensure it's not used as a weapon.