Torjesgo
Crazy Man McJangle
[SIZE=10pt]First post is the fun profile and NONCANON.[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=10pt]NAME:[/SIZE][SIZE=10pt] Torjesgo[/SIZE]
[SIZE=10pt]NICKNAME: [/SIZE][SIZE=10pt]Ladies call me Jesgo.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=10pt]FACTION:[/SIZE][SIZE=10pt] Free ballin’.
RANK: Not under the thumb of the man, man!
SPECIES: I’ll give you three guesses. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=10pt]LANGUAGES:[/SIZE][SIZE=10pt] I speak enough!
AGE: 40,000 years. What? No, I’m not kidding you.
GENDER: I need a nurse to check!
HEIGHT: Taller than those walking eye stalks! [/SIZE]
[SIZE=10pt]WEIGHT:[/SIZE][SIZE=10pt] I don’t want to wait… oh.
EYES: These puppies sparkle like gold.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=10pt]HAIR:[/SIZE][SIZE=10pt] It’s really dark… I don’t have a fun comment. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=10pt]SKIN:[/SIZE][SIZE=10pt] I have that, too. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=10pt]TATTOOS: [/SIZE][SIZE=10pt]It says your mom. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=10pt]PIERCINGS:[/SIZE][SIZE=10pt] Perhaps! [/SIZE]
[SIZE=10pt]BODY MODIFICATIONS[/SIZE][SIZE=10pt]: I want one of those things that makes my earlobe huge! Those don’t look entirely stupid!
FORCE SENSITIVE: Now you see it, now you don’t!
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STRENGTHS:[/SIZE]
[SIZE=10pt]He can make shiny things and alcohol disappear! [/SIZE]
[SIZE=10pt]Mine is bigger than yours.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=10pt]I have these awesome talons on my hands and feet.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=10pt]See these teeth? They’re awesome. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=10pt]I have opposable thumbs! Y’all better watch your backs![/SIZE]
[SIZE=10pt]WEAKNESSES:[/SIZE]
[SIZE=10pt]When do I get to drive?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=10pt]Nice tush, babe. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=10pt]Money, money… MONEY! [/SIZE]
[SIZE=10pt]This whole place is… different. Really different, where are the eyeball stalks?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=10pt]SHIP:
There was something that could blow up planets? How do I get one of those?
BIOGRAPHY:
Fifty words, huh? I’ll give you fifty words! Fifty words of pure, freaking, awesome! Do you know how bloody hungry you are when you wake up from being stuck in a stasis pod for who the heck knows how long? Really, really hungry! Then you have to figure out if anyone else is alive, and that’s a terrible thing when you find out everyone else is toast! Did the Rakata find me? Is this all some big conspiracy by those eyeball stalks to exact revenge on me for trying to break out? Is this the Matrix? Can I take the blue pill?[/SIZE]
Pictor
[SIZE=10pt]NAME:[/SIZE][SIZE=10pt] Torjesgo[/SIZE]
[SIZE=10pt]NICKNAME: [/SIZE][SIZE=10pt]Ladies call me Jesgo.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=10pt]FACTION:[/SIZE][SIZE=10pt] Free ballin’.
RANK: Not under the thumb of the man, man!
SPECIES: I’ll give you three guesses. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=10pt]LANGUAGES:[/SIZE][SIZE=10pt] I speak enough!
AGE: 40,000 years. What? No, I’m not kidding you.
GENDER: I need a nurse to check!
HEIGHT: Taller than those walking eye stalks! [/SIZE]
[SIZE=10pt]WEIGHT:[/SIZE][SIZE=10pt] I don’t want to wait… oh.
EYES: These puppies sparkle like gold.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=10pt]HAIR:[/SIZE][SIZE=10pt] It’s really dark… I don’t have a fun comment. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=10pt]SKIN:[/SIZE][SIZE=10pt] I have that, too. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=10pt]TATTOOS: [/SIZE][SIZE=10pt]It says your mom. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=10pt]PIERCINGS:[/SIZE][SIZE=10pt] Perhaps! [/SIZE]
[SIZE=10pt]BODY MODIFICATIONS[/SIZE][SIZE=10pt]: I want one of those things that makes my earlobe huge! Those don’t look entirely stupid!
FORCE SENSITIVE: Now you see it, now you don’t!
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STRENGTHS:[/SIZE]
[SIZE=10pt]He can make shiny things and alcohol disappear! [/SIZE]
[SIZE=10pt]Mine is bigger than yours.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=10pt]I have these awesome talons on my hands and feet.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=10pt]See these teeth? They’re awesome. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=10pt]I have opposable thumbs! Y’all better watch your backs![/SIZE]
[SIZE=10pt]WEAKNESSES:[/SIZE]
[SIZE=10pt]When do I get to drive?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=10pt]Nice tush, babe. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=10pt]Money, money… MONEY! [/SIZE]
[SIZE=10pt]This whole place is… different. Really different, where are the eyeball stalks?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=10pt]SHIP:
There was something that could blow up planets? How do I get one of those?
BIOGRAPHY:
Fifty words, huh? I’ll give you fifty words! Fifty words of pure, freaking, awesome! Do you know how bloody hungry you are when you wake up from being stuck in a stasis pod for who the heck knows how long? Really, really hungry! Then you have to figure out if anyone else is alive, and that’s a terrible thing when you find out everyone else is toast! Did the Rakata find me? Is this all some big conspiracy by those eyeball stalks to exact revenge on me for trying to break out? Is this the Matrix? Can I take the blue pill?[/SIZE]