Balkar Din
Con-dude extraordinaire
So, three guys walk into a bar. A wookiee, a kel dor, and a clawdite. Which is which?" The man at the center of the table looked around, shuffling his pazaak deck after asking the question. Silence. "Fine, fine, i'll deal the damn cards already. Can't even get a crack on those ugly faces of yours..." As he passed the cards out, he would casually slip a card into his sleeve every so often, all the while he never broke eye contact with the other players around him. Apparently, he wasn't as slick as he thought.
"I saw that, you cheating slime!" The guy who called him out stood up and reached over to grab at his wrist, which wasn't very hard to do, and plucked a few cards from the jacket sleeve. Smiling innocently, he got up and held up his hands. "Alright, alright, you've got me. I didn't wash my clothes. See what happens when you forget laundry day? Cards just sprout everywhere!" "Oh no, you're not getting off so easy. Guards!" In an instant, two gammoreans shambled over, grunting loudly. They'd apparently been watching the whole thing, and were just waiting to be called over. "Evening officers!", the corellian proclaimed, his face bright as ever. "This must be your lucky day. Look, pork rinds!" Either they loved pork rinds, which was weird, or they were just plain stupid, because they turned around, giving the man plenty of time to whip out his blaster and fry both of them. "Cheers!" And like that, the man took off, heading out of the bar with three burly men on his tail. Life of the party.
[member="Val Cardin"]
"I saw that, you cheating slime!" The guy who called him out stood up and reached over to grab at his wrist, which wasn't very hard to do, and plucked a few cards from the jacket sleeve. Smiling innocently, he got up and held up his hands. "Alright, alright, you've got me. I didn't wash my clothes. See what happens when you forget laundry day? Cards just sprout everywhere!" "Oh no, you're not getting off so easy. Guards!" In an instant, two gammoreans shambled over, grunting loudly. They'd apparently been watching the whole thing, and were just waiting to be called over. "Evening officers!", the corellian proclaimed, his face bright as ever. "This must be your lucky day. Look, pork rinds!" Either they loved pork rinds, which was weird, or they were just plain stupid, because they turned around, giving the man plenty of time to whip out his blaster and fry both of them. "Cheers!" And like that, the man took off, heading out of the bar with three burly men on his tail. Life of the party.
[member="Val Cardin"]