Un-Drunken Antics (Ventasia)

[Noah Corek]

Fondor, Recruitment Room, Omega Pyre
Noah sighed as he ushered off the final recruit of the day, slumping down in the chair next to [member="Ventasia Terana"], Noah took a giant gulp from the starcaf on the table. "Five hundred new recruits to train, this is going to be one hell of a month." Noah informed his partner as he sipped more of the starcaf, leaning back into the chair and closing his eyes.
OOC: I suck a starts.

 

[Ventasia Terana]

Her head slowly turned to him as he spoke, the gaze burning of a thousand suns as she stared. She had gotten a random request to assist with something. Normally, she'd simply blow it off. But considering she was still around, and hadn't jettisoned off into space, lending a hand was the least she could do. Though she didn't know it meant sitting at a table, in a random room, for hours on end listening to him and dim witted new recruits babble on and on about nothing. She was pissed, livid even, and her expression showed it.

"Really? This? This is what you needed me for? I've sat here for hours... For no reason. Haven't said a single word. Haven't been needed once. This is what you need help with? Are you stupid? No, you know what? Don't answer that. I'm afraid something even more dumb might come out of your mouth..."

[member="Noah Corek"]

 

[Noah Corek]

[member="Ventasia Terana"]
Noah looked at Ventasia, where she probably expected to see rage or anger, all she saw was sorrow and sadness. "8,567." Noah simply as he grabbed the glass caf cup enough tighter. "Because of me, 8,567 mothers and fathers won't see their children, 8,567 brothers and sisters won't see their siblings and 8,567 sons and daughters are now orphans. Out of all those good men and women..." Noah paused to take in a shaky breath, Ventasia would recognize the slight forming of tears at the corner of his eyes. "Why am I, probably the most deserving person to die, STILL ALIVE!" The final two words were yelled, the glass was gripped so tightly that it shattered in his hands, shards piercing his hand, causing small rivulets of blood to flow down his hand and pool on the table.

 

[Ventasia Terana]

Her expression didn't soften in the least. She didn't give him some look of sorrow, and she wasn't going to treat him like some hurt puppy. A sigh escaped her lips as one of her hands rose to run through the always wild mane of flaming red hair a top her head. "Fourteen. Between my body shutting down from being strung out on all the crap I put it in, getting into peoples faces, being in the wrong place at the wrong time, and just plain being stupid... Fourteen. That's how many times I count that I should have died by now. But I'm here. Maybe not sane, but I'm alive with all my limbs."

Ventasia rose from her chair, circling behind it, her feet stopping just behind him. She bent over at the hip, her head just beside his. "I would say your here because your lucky, but that's me. Your here because your good. That's it. If you want to shove all that guilt down your throat, then that's on you. But that's what will get you killed. Your here, they're not. So get over it, or pass the job to someone who will." The somewhat crazed woman returned to her standing posture, turning to head towards the door, boots clicking against the ground with each step.

[member="Noah Corek"]

 

[Noah Corek]

[member="Ventasia Terana"]
Noah steeled himself when he heard what Ventasia had said, he knew it deep down it was true, all he needed was a push. Standing, Noah pulled a napkin off the table and wiped the blood off his hand and the table, then he pulled each glass shard out slowly, the pain helped remind him he was still alive. After that he made a makeshift bandage out of the napkin, he took a glance at Ventasia out of the corner of his eye and his eyes were drawn to one thing, how great her butt looked in the pants she wore. Noah had once entertained the thought of making a sort of relationship with the feisty redhead, but Ven had quickly beat him to it, so had Wren and some other people. But with all of them out of the way, Noah decided now was the day. As his mother had always said, 'nothing ventured, nothing gained.' "You know I actually thought about fething you once..." Noah told her, letting the sentence slip, once she undoubtedly turned around, Noah's sorrowful expression would be replaced with a grin.

 

[Ventasia Terana]

Her feet stopped cold, Turning sharply as she looked back at the obviously confused man. I mean, he had to be confused, considering what he'd just said. No one in the known galaxy could possibly that dumb to say that they were trying to get into her pants. There was no way. Either he was incredibly brave.... Or the dumbest living person in history.. Or both. Yeah, it was probably both.


Her head shook as she looked at him, her expression showing a hint of disgust. "Really? And here I thought you'd said the dumbest things you could, but you pull one more out. Was that line supposed to make me melt? Or maybe is supposed to make me just with glee, like I'm some ignorant little girl. No, no.... You probably thought, that since I get around, there's now way you couldn't find your way in to. Go ahead. Stop me once I get it right, cause I'm pretty sure I already have." Her voice radiated sarcasm, scoffing at her long time Protectorate partner.

[member="Noah Corek"]

 

[Noah Corek]

[member="Ventasia Terana"]
Noah grinned, step one: get her angry, check. Step two: get her even more angry. "Has anyone ever tell you how cute you look when your angry? I mean because its hard to believe you've stayed single all this time with the attitude you have, but maybe just need the right person to 'tame' you." Noah's grin grew even wider as he stood and walked towards her, grin on his face, his voice was dripping with sarcasm, except that last part, that part was all true. "Come on, you can't tell me you've never thought about fething me either, were both red-blooded humans, we both mature adults who have needs and urges. So look me in the face and tell me with one hundred percent honesty you haven't thought about fething me either." Noah wasn't a idiot, he was just incredibly brave at this point, getting within arms length of the woman who had no quarrel punching him in the face for the words he had spoken.

 

[Ventasia Terana]

Her head shook, convinced that Corek was now officially the dumbest person this side on the known galaxy. Or, better yet, this side of any galaxy. "You know, this is the part where I turn and leave before get anymore creepy. If that's even possible.Though I don't think that's possible... Of course, you have proved me wrong like that already, so yeah..."

She turned, laughing at the craziness that he was spouting as moved back towards the door. Ventasia ensured to give her hips an exaggerated sway, almost as if rubbing it in that the man wouldn't have her plump, rounded bottom in his grasp. Some things never change. One of those things; Ventasia was always a constant tease.

[member="Noah Corek"]

 

[Noah Corek]

[member="Ventasia Terana"]
OOC: Drastic times call for drastic measures
Noah sighed as Ventasia left. 'Good job idiot, not only did you make yourself look like a creep, but now she probably will never talk to you again.' Noah mentally scolded himself as he took a seat in the nearest chair. It was then Noah heard a beeping noise from under the table. Noah eyes widened before looking under the table, just to have his fears realized. There, under the table was a thermal detonator with three seconds left on the timer. Quickly standing, Noah ran towards the door, barely getting out of it in time before the detonator exploded, effectively knocking him out and launching him forward.

 

[Ventasia Terana]

OOC: *Smacks you upside your head. Not your job to get blown up doing crazy stuff. That goes to me and Siobhan~

The door opened to the halls, sighing as the light hit her face, almost too happy to be away from the more than pointless time she had spent in the room. Her arms crossed her chest as she began to saunter away, leaving the door behind her open.This was the reason she never volunteered for anything, ever. It was never worth it, and never payed off for her. Worst of all, all it did was waste her time. She could be doing anything. Drinking, gambling, sleeping.. Anything was better than wasting her day like she just had. But, at the least, it was over now.

Ventasia had only made it a few feet outside of the room when her perceived peace went boom. Literally. The concussion from the detonator's blast hit her first, the force at her back making her stumble forward, nearly tripping over her own feet. As would be a normal reaction anyone would give, as she caught her footing, the feral redhead turned to look behind her, curious what the hell had happened. Before she could turn all the way about, Corek's seemingly limp body flying towards her. With no time to move, Corek's body would be plowed into her back thanks to the force from the blast. That would be more than enough to send her flying forward, head bouncing on the ground as she landed fact first.

There she lay, motionless on the ground. And the moron who had five seconds ago tried to woo her by wanting to screw her, half sprawled out over her back... This day now officially sucked..

[member="Noah Corek"]

 

[Noah Corek]

[member="Ventasia Terana"]
OOC: Well when you don't respond to my advances, bad things happen!
Noah was the first one to wake up, when he looked down, he saw he was sprawled over Ventasia. Noah wasn't worried about his own safety now, forgetting the fact that he might have had some broken bones, he began to check over Ventasia. He started from the top, looking at her forehead, he saw that she had a pretty nasty bruise on her forehead, something that she had most likely received when he had landed on her. After checking her head, he began looking for other injuries, taking care not to touch her in any innappropriate places, due to the fact that if she woke up she would probably beat the poodoo out of him, Noah felt that she might have cracked or broken a rib or two, though that was to be expected when a six and a half foot tall man weighing over two hundred and thirty pounds lands on you. Finally making sure she had no other injuries, Noah picked her up bridal style and began to carry her to the nearest medical facility, making sure to cradle her head to prevent any further cranial trauma or worsening the concussion she probably had from hitting her head. "I gotcha Ventasia. Your going to be fine." Noah told her, though he was fairly certain she couldn't hear him. It wasn't until Noah started walking that he felt a tingling in both his legs, but ignored it and kept on.