Wanted: Dad?

[Joza Perl]

A bit of backstory: This character grew up on Zeltros with her Zeltron mother, allegedly fathered by a human male. She's not too bothered by her mixed heritage, but I think it would be cool if she had a father to meet somewhere down the road!

I'm flexible with the paternal half of her parentage. Requirements:

-Human/near-human, again this is something I am flexible with. I'm willing to tweak Joza's physical traits to reflect this, but not to the point where it becomes unbelievable.

-Must be willing to have gotten diggity down with a Zeltron woman at some point in the past (~20ish years ago?)

-Dad jokes are a plus.

Let me know here/pm if interested!

 

[Shaftner Nee]

[member="Joza Perl"]

My favorite dad joke is when they never actually return with milk.

 

[Zef Halo]

[member="Joza Perl"]

This definitely seems possible for Zef.



see skype

 

[Azlyn Ike]

[member="Joza Perl"]

I have a former senatorwho was a bit of a man whore on zeltros and would enjoy some more threads witrh you. Would be interesting to see

 

[Tanith Alde]

[member="Joza Perl"]

I'm open to the idea of it. Vincente has slept around ,and hes an interesting character to thread with

 

[Lief]

[member="Joza Perl"]

I have [member='Adiara Drelas']

He's in need of a storyline right now, and well... I've hinted at him being a bit of a womanizer.

EDIT: Here's his biography - he's not new despite the lack of posts on the account.

 

[Dune Rhur]

[member="Shaftner Nee"]

My favourite is the 'you're not the Father' dance on Maury.

Also, so many manwhores. Have some common sense, people, and use a condom.

 

[The Noble Scoundrel]

[member="Dune Rhur"]

The most effective form of contraception is not having sex at all. Who knew?

[member="Joza Perl"]

I hope you find your dad soon. I'm still looking for mine. Mom said something about Las Vegas...

 

[Gray Raxis]

[member="Joza Perl"]

I'll be yo daddy, just not the kind of daddy you were asking for. ^.-

Kidding aside, you already know it wouldn't work out for Gray being her dad seeing how he isn't nearly old enough for it. I would like to throw [member="James Justice"] name into this little conversation though. He might fit into what you are looking for.

 

[Iestyn Nova]

Another [member="Jorus Merrill"] misdemeanour perhaps?

 

[Darth Carnifex]

*Tumbles through the endless iridescence of eternity, siring countless children as he spirals towards judgement day.*

 

[Dune Rhur]

[member="The Noble Scoundrel"]

Abstaining from sex is pretty easy if you're posting on a role playing board.

 

[Joza Perl]

Thank you for the responses everybody! I'm going to leave this open for a bit longer to see if there are any more interested parties.

And [member="Dune Rhur"] is jealous that he's not my bio-dad

 

[Dune Rhur]

[member="Joza Perl"]

Just because you got Knighted doesn't mean you're too big to put over my knee.

 

[Azlyn Ike]

oh my when did the jedi implement spanking?

 

[Raijin Arashi]

[member="Joza Perl"]

I could be an adopted dad. Rai lacks a few vital components for the making of bastard children.

 

[Joza Perl]

[member="Azlyn Ike"] [member="Vincente Zann"] [member="Kyra Sol"] [member="Darth Vornskr"] [member="Darth Raijin"]

Thank you all for your interest! But the honor of #1 Mando Dad will go to [member="Zef Halo"], mostly so I have a reason to smack him IC.

[member="Dune Rhur"]

I'm bigger than you, Bith-sensei.

 

[Zef Halo]

[member="Joza Perl"]