Request Wanted: Papi

[Kai and Gerda]

Alright, now that that’s over, I’m gonna go to sleep soon, and when I wake up, Alyosha Drutin better have a dad. Or several.

I kind of imagined his old man would be an actually cool/successful/disciplined guy who just had a wild youth, met a nice dancer on Corellia one time, and never even knew Alyosha existed. But I’m open to embarrassing space trash paternity as well.

Note: You will not be Val Drutin ‘s dad. Val’s dad is a Hapan pirate whom I will sub as an NPC someday… because none of you are insane enough to be Val’s dad. Don’t try to prove me wrong, you know it’s true.

God, I’m tired… but the music is so good...

 

[Darth Metus]

Y'know what?

I'll pay you child support.

 

[Jsc]

Alright, now that that’s over,

 

[Kai and Gerda]

Darth Metus You don’t look anything like me, though...

 

[Darth Metus]

I've seen enough Maury to know not looking like your daddy means Jack diddly

 

[Custani Valcho]

Alyosha Drutin

But what if he used the force to create life and instead it created you. Big Brain

 

[Kai and Gerda]

Custani Valcho Nah man, if he was gonna do that, why'd he pick a "spice-huffing space slut" to be the mother of his dark creation?

And how come the result was only 5'6"?

 

[Ferian Adair]

Alyosha Drutin

How would you like to gain a lot of family, boy?

(Mind, my bio is in need of a serious overhaul...)

 

[Kai and Gerda]

Ferian Adair What sort of bio changes are we talking about, potential papa?

 

[Ferian Adair]

Alyosha Drutin - A slight retcon of backstory details, history update, and possibly aesthetic alterations to the format. Nothing major.

 

[Kai and Gerda]

Ferian Adair I’m very intrigued by this one, especially the K’Paur heritage. Expect a DM from me soon, Dad.